FFS

top question of the evening so far

Answer him then, you idiots.

FFS

up for no reason

Feck - meant to do an ANGER but accidentally did a LOVE.

I'll REPEL them, pal - no fears. I'm selling my golf clubs through the local rag, so I'll be ready with a 6-iron, at the back door.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Islington, I believe.

Angry young exceedingly handsome Spanish painters living in Scawtland shouldn't post on these threads.

6.5 daze now ; ridiculous!

Let's put the OAP's in jail and the criminals in a nursing
home.


This way, the OAP's  would have access to showers,
hobbies and walks. They would receive unlimited free
prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs,
etc. They would receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could
be helped instantly if they fell or needed
assistance.Bedding would be washed twice a week, all
clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard
would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their
meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family
visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have
access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool
and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, pajamas
and legal aid would be free on request. Private, secure
rooms for all with an outdoor exercise yard with gardens.
Each senior could have access to a computer, TV,radio
and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors
to hear complaints and the guards would have a code of
conduct that would be strictly adhered to.


The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and
unsupervised hour after hour. Lights out would be at 8:00pm and
showers would be taken once a week. They would live in a
tiny room, pay £3,000.00 per month for the privilege and have no hope of
ever getting out.

There would be justice after all.

up for EGG

4/1

UP FOR MOMM

Any time

I'm currently out of raisins.

Make a pun about Muscat grapes ?

Oman, I can't.

TTT for EGG.