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At the last supper jesus was betrayed by butros butros ghali.
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Superman once ran out of red Underpants and had to go commando.
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Katy Perry has six toes on her left foot
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I spread this one around the neighbourhood a few years ago. A new couple moved n and I told everyone that the woman's brother was married to a sister of patsy palmer. A stupid and pointless rumour that I heard back countless times only there were multiple variations of it. Another one that I like to spread about is that Mariah Carey has terrible body odor
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Mongolian President Tsakhiagiin Elbegdorj once walked from the
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The Dutch football team travelled to South Africa by boat. Deprived of women on the long journey, the players took the sexual desires out on Dirk Kuyt.
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If you enter the London marathon, overtake the person in second place you're the new race leader.
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Laika was the first dog in space. What few people realise is that she was unwilling to go, until they launched another space rocket slightly ahead of hers with a wooden stick inside the capsule.
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Fabio Capello is an avid collector of knife stands.
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i invented blackcurrants
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average volume of male ejaculate is 1/2 pint, more on wednesdays
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did you have a good day yesterday then brenda?
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talksport is the commercial radio station of the year..
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2008 is so last year
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All players in the original subbuteo kit were modelled on Alan Mullery, even though at the time the toy was launched, Mullery was still a small child.
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Recently my Mrs confessed to having strong Bi feelings and asked if I would ask my ex to come around for a threesome
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Everybody wins on Betfair.
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Whenever Elton John goes on tour, he employs someone just to warm the lavatory seat for him.
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Icabod Peabod is a likeable young chap.
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the appointment of roy hodgeson will bring back the glory years to liverpool
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An average sized strawberry contains more saturated fat than a Big Mac.
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Alfred Hitchcock's wife and mother were both deaf.
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Gay men are perfectly normal members of society.
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I only touch kids on school days.
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a three-toed sloth can travel up to ten times faster than a cheetah.
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90% of men who die of heartattacks during sex, are not having sex with their wives/partners
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Nick Knowles was born with a weight of only 1LB and spent the first 15 years of his life in an incubator,while traveling fairgounds and circuses he was known as "little big man" while having only the body of Tom Thumb he was blessed with an enourmous apendage.
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Sir Alex Ferguson holds the world record in the cheese eating category. On 13th November 1997 at the Birmingham N.E.C. in front of 6,000 cheering supporters he ate 12 kilos of cheddar cheese in 20 minutes.
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During the mating season of the sperm whale, the salt level of sea water increases by up to 33 percent.
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Fidel Castro and John Inman had a pen-pal relationship which lasted for 23 years until the Are You Being Served? star's death in 2007.
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The world's most expensive marmalade contains Peruvian bat guano - that is, bat DROPPINGS.
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In 1983 Jed Bush was caught trying to bribe a clerk in the driving licence issue office to alter the results of his riving test which he had failed. It took six subsequent retests before he finally passed.
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Lorne Spicer had one of her nipples bitten off by an alligator while scuba diving in florida on her honeymoon
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Davina McCall is Lauren Bacall's daughter.
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steven gerrard is having sex with his wifes sister, ronnie whelans daughter and wayne rooneys prostitute
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fkqmz I think you will find that these are rumours circulated by Gerrard himself in order to quash credible speculation that he himself is a homosexual
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Liberace, although a brilliant pianist, sucked at the organ.
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