5 Nibbsy Saturday Evenings Football Bets Which Have Statistical Foundation To Be Deemed Value But No Doubt Will Lose As I've Now Shouted Them Out On Here

1. Benfica to win by 2 or more goals - 17/10 with 365 (63.64% strike rate)
2. FC Twente to win by a single goal - 16/5 with 365 (57.14% strike rate)
3. Tubize v Antwerp Draw - 12/5 with 365 although you might something better here. (Tubize 71.43% home draw strike rate, Antwerp 69.23% away draw strike rate)
4. Monterrey to win by 1 goal - 7/2 with 365 (Jaguares 50.00% 1 goal margin loss at home strike rate)
5. Turnhout v Mons Under 2.5 Goals - 11/10 with Boyles (Mons 84.62% away unders strike rate)

NibbsVision Football Stats - http://bit.ly/cy6psQ

A little boy goes to his
dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let
me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the
family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.


We are here to take care
of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will
consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother,
we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and
see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes
off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he
hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.


He finds that the baby
has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes
to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.


Not wanting to wake her,
he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the
little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all
about.'

The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the
Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep sh!t.'

wd pumphol :)

didn't see your post till today though

Charlie McBride just had one that ran well considering it pulled hard ..

4.35 Yar Inpursuitoffreedom

fin well down but not too far from the winner considering

Hi C-C
Not much of a price as they took the original fav out.
Got a tip for the Irish national which turned out to be a NR , the 25/1 winner was beaten by the NR recently.

Hi Thomas
Second series, had an audition was not picked, noit a bad show but the ending is interesting so well worth a watch for that alone.
Did you play on the Dorothy thing sunday, I thought the one that left was nailed on, stood out like a sore thumb she looked 35ish to me & Dorothy is supposed to be 16 !
but I gather she was fav to go though.

Arvo c-c, stop playing with old threads :p

Racing Ace

3.10 ir :)

Hi C-C et al
No response from the Hunter bloke sadly.

Been told to back Ederry's mount in the 3.30

put me on to Tudor Key @ 6.4 :D

thread on horse racing ' National Disgrace '

about the 155% overround


bookies using the thread to have a go at Betfair ( accusing it of being a bookmaker )

I'm quite pleased with my reply

'curious-cat 12 Apr 16:00
it's not difficult to understand betfair is an agent

if you go to a dating agency and get your leg over the agency isn't doing the laying

comprendez ?'

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'

The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you
$25,000 that your testicles are square.'

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'

'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.'

'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 ' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that
there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.'

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !'

art er noon

Sabatical from betting at the mo
Told no7 in the 2.50 Pon, good luck guys

was going to take the day off but have to stay at home for a call

laying Henri's fav in the next so I hope you are right pumphol :)

wd pumphol

forgot it was RUK ............ prob over before I posted my intentions :D

they seem to be in some kind of dispute

betfair live video haven't been showing ruk races for a week or so

v poor, sry all - very well backed again late too

and another winner for the yard at Ponte !

you couldn't make it up

Another shrewd Asian football tip, VB Sports v Persiwa Wamena.

Asian equivilant of UEFA Cup, VB beat Persiwa away from home and Persiwa cannot qualify.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_AFC_Cup_group_stage#Group_G

Coach has said he is playing youth players.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/14/asia/2010/04/07/1868262/persiwa-wamena-coach-zaenal-abidin-turns-to-youth-for

Most sites offering 1.8

not on here there isnt