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By:
Galloping-Carrot
When: 07 Apr 10 21:46
email on its way thro cyber space now!
By:
bodil
When: 07 Apr 10 22:22
Reminds me of the obscure joke I heard at the age of 16 which took me hours to work out.

The partners of two seamen are talking in a pub. "My husband's a captain. He works for Cunard." "Mine's a purser. He works quite hard too."

In retrospect, I must have had an off-day. Or maybe I was still innocent. So long ago.......
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 07 Apr 10 22:23
Used on Only Fools and Horses too!
By:
bodil
When: 07 Apr 10 22:24
Damn!
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 07 Apr 10 22:59
Thank you Study!!!
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 07 Apr 10 23:01
Sparky, I've tried to donate but I think I've c0cked it up!

Shall I wait a bit to see if I get an e-mail, 'phone them up, or something?!
By:
Muntz Street
When: 07 Apr 10 23:03
It took a while for mine to appear, Tommy. You should get an e-mail receipt in a few minutes. Give it a while and try again.
By:
Muntz Street
When: 07 Apr 10 23:07
Having said that - I messed mine up first time. First e-mail I got was a "We are processing your donation" one.
By:
jimmy69
When: 07 Apr 10 23:08
I tried 3 times. The first 2 didn't seem to work so don't panic Tommy. I'm sure yours will come through shortly.
By:
Muntz Street
When: 07 Apr 10 23:09
Thanks for your donation, jimmy.
By:
jimmy69
When: 07 Apr 10 23:10
No probs. Hope you come back in 1 piece.
By:
Muntz Street
When: 07 Apr 10 23:12
Preparing for it has been a benefit for me. I'm 'obese' according to the BMI thing - but I'm making progress thanks to the exercise, and Tommy's dietary advice. Another 10lbs off and I'll be 'overweight.'
By:
orioles
When: 07 Apr 10 23:15
You're walking 20 miles?

If you were swimming the route, then that would be a different matter.

Now, COME ON.
By:
Muntz Street
When: 07 Apr 10 23:16
Swimming through the locks wouldn't be much fun!
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 07 Apr 10 23:18
Still nothing from them since I posted.
When I pressed the final button, it took me back to the first page?
By:
jimmy69
When: 07 Apr 10 23:21
Try again Tommy with another card. That's what I did.
By:
Muntz Street
When: 07 Apr 10 23:22
Sounds like you might have missed something out on the way, Tommy.

Try again tomorrow - it's extremely unlikely that your donation has made any progress at all (else you'd have got the "We are processing . . . " e-mail) but it's possible that it's still going through.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 07 Apr 10 23:25
Okay, Muntz.
I'll do that.
Thanks - and to Jimmy too.
By:
orioles
When: 07 Apr 10 23:38
Muntz Street 07 Apr 23:16
Swimming through the locks wouldn't be much fun!


That's the sort of danger I demand when considering sponsorship. I like a little derring-do and, let's face it, the chance (however remote) that there'll be casualties along the way.

That spirit built an Empire for goodness' sake!
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 07 Apr 10 23:44
Did I not mention I shall be drinking TWELVE pints of alcohol?
By:
orioles
When: 07 Apr 10 23:48
Not exactly 'I may be some time', Spark. More, 'Hold on, I need another pee, that last pint has gone straight through me. Get me a bag of salt and vinegar crisps'!
By:
David Fishwick Minibus Sales
When: 08 Apr 10 04:11
Seal - Pub 4.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 08 Apr 10 04:30
Dearie me. I wish I hadn't downloaded that Veetle thing now. It's just taken me ages to get back to Sparky's site - and my machine is whirring like an old boiler!
By:
David Fishwick Minibus Sales
When: 08 Apr 10 04:33
Have you kneed it again?
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 08 Apr 10 04:35
Not yet, but I'm very tempted to now, Fishy!
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 08 Apr 10 11:10
TTT for latecomers :-)
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 08 Apr 10 11:26
And many thanks to Mr Masters and Mr Dylan for their generous donations.
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 08 Apr 10 11:32
How come Muntzy hasn't got a "cracker" walking with him ..seems a tad unfair to me :-)
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 08 Apr 10 12:04
Bit racist...

I believe he does have a 'crew', but they'd all know the same people...whereas Rach lives in London so will bring in extra money...although it's ALL chit-chat so far! We're all gonna end up drunk in the same pub at the end anyway!
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 08 Apr 10 14:08
Bloody Hell Tommy! Was that intentional or did the '0' key stick? If so that's very VERY generous of you.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 08 Apr 10 14:16
Yes, it was intentional. I kept trying to put in the .00p last night, just in case!
You all deserve it, for such a worthy cause.
By:
orioles
When: 08 Apr 10 15:36
Ok, if you're not prepared to swim it, how about a 'bullet catch' to top it off? You need a finale. Lion taming? I can lend you the hat.
By:
clarkson
When: 08 Apr 10 15:40
You could get Doris Strikes and his big band to play the last pub for you and ask the crowd to chip in fiver a piece, should net you an extra 20 sheets, you could also get on the stage at the end of the last song and tell jokes at £1 a time until somebody pulls you off? Is there a buffet.?
By:
Ken Masters
When: 08 Apr 10 15:44
How many of sparky's jokes would you endure before you pulled him off?
By:
clarkson
When: 08 Apr 10 15:50
732,482
By:
orioles
When: 08 Apr 10 16:27
The thought of pulling off Sparky is making me want to do my own bullet catch :|
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 08 Apr 10 16:30
Looking at the page, I think Clarkson has taken a better option for all concerned! Many, many thanks!

Of course, now my jokes are FREE!!!!
By:
orioles
When: 08 Apr 10 16:53
On the contrary; we pay a terrible price.
By:
David Fishwick Minibus Sales
When: 08 Apr 10 17:49
£390 incl Gift Aid. Well done thus far.
By:
Joe Jordan
When: 09 Apr 10 01:18
ttt
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