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orioles
03 May 07 08:55
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Waddling to work today with my ma, I noticed a drooling chimp on a tricycle ogling women.

It really takes some effort to appreciate that the hairy banana straightener is a simian too.

I wonder if they have midlife crises?
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Report Angoose May 3, 2007 8:58 AM BST
I suspect that they have lived their entire lives in crisis X-(
Report Albion May 3, 2007 8:58 AM BST
This thread is brought to you by cynics are us.
Report orioles May 3, 2007 8:59 AM BST
I am merely a concerned citizen Albion.
Report Albion May 3, 2007 9:00 AM BST
Well aren't we all Orioles.
Report orioles May 3, 2007 9:02 AM BST
I sense a popular uprising .... gather the torches and pitchforks it's time to hunt the 'damned dirty apes' ]:)
Report Albion May 3, 2007 9:06 AM BST
And the public get what the public want or should that be deserve...........
Report Live Forever May 3, 2007 9:13 AM BST
Orioles, when are you bringing the Wor Jackal account back? As much as I appreciate the gentle approach of posts like this, I really do like the rough and ready, insult laden style you use on that one. He would have just got stuck into the bike riding Tams, rather than beating around the bush.

If all the accounts are getting too much, may I suggest that it is a good time to give the each way account a rest, in light of that huge thread last night.
Report orioles May 3, 2007 9:15 AM BST
**** off.












:D
Report Live Forever May 3, 2007 9:18 AM BST
Wrong account

Your options were:


Bad form old chap


**** off, you tea total, veggie ****, pass the fish fingers


or


suht up , yuo lamp , i no listen too yuo , waht you tryin to prove , lenny
Report Ken Masters May 3, 2007 9:29 AM BST
I like the sound of a cycling monkey watch, where might one procure such a magnificent timepiece?
Report Albion May 3, 2007 9:33 AM BST
Superb Minj, as it were.
Report orioles May 3, 2007 10:04 AM BST
From the same shop as the Obesity watch presumably.

You don't mind if I call you Presumably?
Report Ken Masters May 3, 2007 10:05 AM BST
Better than the pet name my girlfriend calls me, f****** c*** w*****.
Report V4 Vendetta May 3, 2007 10:13 AM BST
:D
Report orioles May 3, 2007 10:19 AM BST
A middle name? You posh ********.
Report Albion May 3, 2007 10:20 AM BST
Not that posh, the c*** and the w****** aren't hyphenated.
Report Ken Masters May 3, 2007 10:22 AM BST
All started when granny w***** married into the c***s, purely a marriage of convenience but of course they never gave much thought the the generations of violent bullying the conjoined names would elicit.
Report orioles May 3, 2007 10:26 AM BST
Oh purleeze, don't lets relive grand-mama Schmellus and auntie Phartz Christmas address. If you mess with the Austro-Hungarians, you get the Hornz.
Report mr winkle May 3, 2010 7:14 PM BST
:)
Report mr winkle May 3, 2010 8:18 PM BST
.
Report The Leopard May 3, 2010 8:27 PM BST
****Automated Thread Retrieval Warning****

Thread retrieved by a mr winkle from 1 year ago...
Report mr winkle May 3, 2010 10:17 PM BST
As if...

two years
Report Ken Masters October 15, 2014 12:15 PM BST
Two? More like six.
Report Crisp77 October 15, 2014 12:57 PM BST
More like Fyffe years
Report Aunty Post October 15, 2014 1:04 PM BST
These little guys look to be having a good time.....
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1xFLrPuPq0

There are loads of others going at a hell of a speed on mini motorbikes, in busy traffic, which looks pretty hazardous,
despite the fact they are tethered on long ropes.
Report HH Sultan Vinegar October 15, 2014 1:33 PM BST
kenny man will love that Fyffes quip. He used to box for them.
Report Capt__F October 15, 2014 1:42 PM BST
game bent these  days
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