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Thank you for your contribution Clarkson.
I would humbly suggest, however, that if I were ever to embark on the process of removing my head from my arse, we would be talking some serious HGV hardware. Spoons just wouldn't get the job done. |
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I have to say that I am completely positive that ew was posting at the same time as bert. I have no doubt at all. Obviously it doesn't mean I am correct though.
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I think peachboy may have him mixed up with one time poster Bret, the ginger dental technician from wapping.
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rolmfao
commitment , this isn't up for discussion , i used to caht to bert ok , fact.. if he post ab dsays deep down he dispised me i will be hurt and wonder why his misses stuck up for me and told the lads they were ganging up on me which they were , they didn't like that.. you do what ever you need to do oggs , your laughable in your persuit of what ??? tell me what yu want from me ? |
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I can't decipher that at all, each way.
Want to try again? |
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clarkson 25 Oct 00:12
I think peachboy may have him mixed up with one time poster Bret, the ginger dental technician from wapping. LOL |
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can't you go back to trying to be my mentor oggs , you were less annoying ...
nobody gives a ferk do they ? lolol.. ew:):) |
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Never wanted to be your mentor E/W. Did want to give you a chance.
Still think you have something about you. But I guess, because you're such an **, that will remain buried forever, and you can spend the rest of your life justifying yourself on internet fora. Good luck to you. |
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each way was very good on the radio to be fair, when he exposed that scam. Did he ever mention that? -:)
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No, tell us more, is that when he called that little boy Davy, a lamp.?
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Seriously each way, I was impressed. You're a very articulate chap when you're speaking, which is the main thing after all.
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ew - i was on a train that went to bermondsey the other day - i looked around but i couldnt see u :p
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No-one ever does
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6077464.stm |
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Inter-Sh1tty.?
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did you see skills train on the news this week , same scam ..
they are all at it , promising jobs and qualification that are absolete .. oggs is correct there is something about me , but i struggle with a lot of things because it all bo llucks .. i really want someone to point me in the right direction of a cause and i wil be happy i think.. fighting the religious or fighting global warming i think.. |
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Bert was definitely here as 'Bert' at least until June 2005, I can confirm
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With respect, that's way out Poppydog.
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At one time you could go into the basement and bring back threads that were 9 months old (currently 3 months). 12 months ago I went searching for a "Bert" thread to liven things up and to my surprise they'd all evaporated. Tempus Fugit.
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Poppydog 09 Apr 18:09
Hope you all did well on the National ============================================================ Clue 4/ Rising Changes in Key, Handclaps and an unusual Guitar solo A huge hit in the UK, but not a No.1 ============================================================ Bert 09 Apr 18:11 Not Fade Away - The Stones ======================================================= This was Poppy Quiz No.11 from 2005, cannyman National was in Apr. I think I've got another one later where he's posted |
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look it doesn't matter it's just oggs being a pr!ck ......
i seem to bring out malice in some ...... i wish they could just have the banter without dragging legends like bert in ... it's oggs who struggles with me not bert.. ew:) |
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Well that surprises oggsbog and myself Poppy, it must have been a very brief reappearance.
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No he regularly posted on my LPQ's
he's on all three of the one's going back till Christmas 2004 I'm too tired to look after the Summer of 2005 Oh and a quick google reveals the National of 2005 was run on Sat 9th |
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I thought Bert had been gone longer, but I also thought e/w had been here a lot longer than his date of joining would suggest. Time passes slowly on the forum. I don't remember the two every communicating, it's hard to see what they'd have had to talk about.
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sparkmaster. 25 Oct 00:56
Time passes slowly on the forum I think just the opposite sparky, but I am in my 50's. -:) or on second thoughts -:( |
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you all talk to me , so wtf are you saying really ....
you cannot deny me my place on chit chat i am a contributor whether you like it or not ... ew:) |
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lol, it's probably cos I've posted more since Bert left. Purely coincidence - I had a job at that point and am self-employed now. Seems an AGE since all those glorious smashdowns though.
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Here's an Is Orioles An A$$hole? Thread which came up in a search for 'Bert' under My Documents:
Lot of familiar faces on here: is orioles an ....hole? .racibg 23 Feb 00:15 no he just a concerned citizien who worries that bogus asylum seekers who con and trick their way into the country shouldnt be put on the first boat back out, and should be put in anice house and given a carpet a week and amobile to be going on with. i think this is noble so you acnt call oriole an ....hole( rymes with sparse) elldorado 23 Feb 00:25 .racibg,i'm not at all political but i would say that O is a very sound man.You? i shall let others decide. statman 23 Feb 00:31 he's a decent guy ... at a price ROBBIE BOX 23 Feb 00:48 .racibg - are you Abu Hamza? ...you seem to be typing with a couple of hooks. harry cripps 23 Feb 05:15 No!....He's one of the wittiest most decent Posters on here!...........just wouldn't want him in charge of our immigration policy thats all.. lampus 23 Feb 06:09 keep the howards out lampus 23 Feb 06:11 from CORNWALL Isle of Tights 23 Feb 07:06 I feel I would not be qualified to give an honest answer to the Header. find the rag 23 Feb 08:38 Who is he? :o)) orioles 23 Feb 08:45 LMAO ..... it still stings, don't it FTR? I am the MIGHTY Orioles, proud owner of my very own thread ..... and ********, apparently find the rag 23 Feb 08:53 eh? Look if you know who he is, answer the question. And if you would like to assist me, can you tell me who he is, or who he is today? :o)) Anyway for some reason, I have just remembered, the Walter Mitty film is about to start, or is it Billy Liar? :o)) orioles 23 Feb 09:02 lol ..... I shall have a fishy, on a little dishy ... potlis 23 Feb 09:20 Well he does spout a lot of s**t, so there is a connection Isle of Tights 23 Feb 09:22 Educated(allegedly) s**t, all the same. yeah I know 23 Feb 09:39 Scandalous thread, attacking a most revered wit and a poster as close to divination as there ever will be. madsimon 23 Feb 09:55 is this a love-in with orioles? yeah I know 23 Feb 09:56 whats not to love about the man? clarkey 23 Feb 09:56 Like someone has already pointed out,he's a truly great forumite,and i like him a lot.....................just glad he's not in charge of immigration policy His all weather tips are also great entertainment madsimon 23 Feb 09:58 oh please pass me the sick bag Fermat 23 Feb 10:00 I have a deep distrust of lawyers in general, but I do find Orioles very amusing find the rag 23 Feb 11:53 Sorry MS, it's overflowing, so much sick, so few bags :o)) A Ygirly 23 Feb 11:54 whats not to love about the man? orioles 23 Feb 12:27 I feel like I should be flinging gladioli into the audience - or at least a hand grenade at the Forum's most respected whiner recluse 23 Feb 17:24 Why do Assylum seekers need so many carpets? Give em' lino'. No he isn't, and that's official. recluse 23 Feb 17:48 Mybe that ' should be before em, not after. recluse 23 Feb 17:48 Maybe mybe should be maybe not mybe ... recluse 23 Feb 17:52 I never posted one of those... recluse 23 Feb 17:53 OK I did, apologies ... Thin and Crispy 23 Feb 18:13 Poor old orioles...a washed up Lawyer. Started out wanting to be Rumpole of the Bailey ended up as Ars-ehole of the Forum. orioles 23 Feb 18:16 Life is so unfair T & C All those hope and dreams ..... that it should come to this To dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam the immmmmposssible dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam sparkmaster 23 Feb 18:23 A carpet a week! Now THAT is everyone's dream! Poppydog 23 Feb 18:39 Can't think........oh yeah, cr@p tipster ENGLANDAWAY 23 Feb 21:31 An articulate, intelligent and witty forumite who sadly was abused at boarding school and so spends his time trying to provoke and then abuse fellow forumites in a futile attempt to get over his disturbed upbringing. Enjoys pulling wings off flies in his spare time. orioles 23 Feb 22:42 Spooky EA! Poppy, once again you doubt your Captain! I have soundly thrashed you in every tipping comp and will do so again this weekend *removes gauntlet* when I will face you in a MIGHTY Orioles Challenge *slaps short, dumpy, balding EX-Geordie team member across the face with said gauntlet* I will post the terms Saturday morning. All welcome (EA, you can shovel the horse** between jousts, you seem adequately qualified!) Poppydog 24 Feb 00:40 I don't think you could live with me at the moment with regard to tipping, Cpt O Tell 'im, Bert Bert 24 Feb 01:54 Spotted this as I go to bed. Poppy is on fire - I've never seen anyone post 7 winning naps on the spin and be thwarted of an eighth by a non-runner. Subsequently a second and another winner making 8 from 9. The facts can't lie. Emperor Ming 24 Feb 13:21 Orioles has many faults he cant tip the smelly stuff off a shovel to start with. And he doesnt know one end of a baseball bat from the other. However I can not condone anyone calling him a ####hole. Isle of Tights 24 Feb 13:23 Try harder Ming. LOMU. orioles 24 Feb 15:14 If you don't scuttle back to the North American Forum Shrew, I'll give a practical demonstration of the difference between the ends of a baseball bat ..... using YOUR ****hole as the measure! |
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"i wish they could just have the banter without dragging legends like bert in ..."
Erm, now, who was the first person to mention bert in this thread? Oh. And indeed. Dear. |
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It's from Feb 2005
also I'm sure Bert was posting on Orioles' All Weather Tipping Challenges during last year. Especially on Sundays |
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I love those old threads poppydog. A bit like meeting old friends in a cyberspace sort of way, off to bed now. Will have a good look in the morning.
Got any more? Should make interesting reading. |
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Posted by each way earlier in this thread -
"The big misses are Bert bill killer stemac orioles budfox i secrectly think an ageement is in place that they were grassed off and so won't be back , although some may post from time to time.." |
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And for the record, Orioles hated each way with a passion. Billkiller referrred to each way on numerous occasions as "his **".
To be fair, can't speak for the others! |
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On that subject, see if you can dig out some threads with Bill killer and e/w Poppy, or Orioles and e/w.
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lol, hadn't read that when making my post oggs, but that is also my recollection.
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look bert was mentioned by others before me doughnut , but you said you thought he dispised me , nobody else ..
he didn't and there was no reason to say it , people are telling you now he posted when i was on the forum , i'm telling you we got on , his not my best mate but we never fell out on here and i fell out with a lot.. ew:) |
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billkiller clearly secretly loved ew really - imo :) (he liked me too aswell i reckon :p)
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I haven't got that many, really. Today's threads don't seem that great, but nostalgia would probably improve them.
There's one on Glimmer's life story (which is very detailed and has lots of comments), but I couldn't put it up without his say-so, though I'm sure he wouldn't mind at all. |
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slackbladder ?
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Orioles didn't hate me with a passion , nor bill , they were grown ups and you could have a bit of banter with them .....
you seem to think people hate each other , thier are only two forumites i dispise .. ew:) |
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