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each way 10 Oct 11:45
not you and sundance you lamp.. ===================================== ..made me larf ....:D....:D |
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48) each way is such a well known figure around london town. that not only do american tourists continually ask him if he wouldnt mind posing for a photographs with their families, but policemen and traffic wardens are forever stopping him in the street and asking him for directions back to his hotel.
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49) aswell as being the cause of the ever increasing popularity of lesbianism. each way is also, the only known cure.
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frasier 13 Oct 14:08
49) aswell as being the cause of the ever increasing popularity of lesbianism. each way is also, the only known CAUSE .....:-) |
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Yes, keep up SDK
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50) During the early 90's when crime was rife on the streets of london each way took it upon himself to become a costumed vigilante. Where as fictional vigilantes dressed up as a bat or a devil each ways costume consisted of a brown jumpsuit, a fishbowl over the head which lit up when a cord was pulled and a peice of fabric surrounding the bowl. Many people think this is an urban legend but when darkness falls - the population of banstead is protected from muggers by Lamp Man.
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lol GP, well i was going to stop at 50 but i may have to carry on now.
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51) the great wall of china, and each ways charisma, are the only two man made objects which are visible from outer space.
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..52).....thomas edison is acknowledged as inventing each way , along with a variety of other Lamps........
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ttt.
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53) such is the respect and fear generated by the man. that whenever somebody inadvertantly crosses him, and needs "taking care off". all each way has to do, is simply point his finger at them and utter the words BANG BANG! to date. there are 157 former eastend hardmen, who are still playing dead.
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54) during a childhood game of paper stone scissors. each way invented a whole new move when he accidentally dropped his shorts, thrust his hips forward, and shouted the word, cannon. to this day, each way has never lost a game of, paper stone scissors cannon.
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55) each way successfully sued Lionel Richie after ripping off each ways hit of the 1890's Morris Dancing on the Ceiling, a song which remains the UK's only pagan chart topper.
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56) each ways mind is so sharp, that he frequently cuts himself thinking.
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Each Way refuses to accept a literal interpretation of the Bible as he feels he's been misquoted.
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57) despite losing his sense of humour during a high stakes poker game in the early 80s. each way still managed to finish in first place during last years annual "east end clown of the year competition" however, after discovering that the huge upturned smile, red squishy nose, curly ginger hair and outrageous trousers were in fact real. each way was stripped of his title and banned from entering the tournament ever again.
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58) after being foolishly pitied by mr T during his last visit to london. each way was forced to pummel the former A team tough guy to such a degree, that once he had recovered from his injuries. the only acting work he was suitable for, was starring as arnold drummond in different strokes.
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class thread!
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59) each way is so irresistible, that whenever he`s taking an evening stroll along the beach, the tide will simply refuse to go out. instead opting to lap gently at his feet, tenderly carressing his toes, while the moon up above, basks in the glow of each way.
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60) although many people still believe its fictional. "eastenders" is actually a dramatised account of the each way diaries, the gritty, yet thoroughly realistic tale of a young**ney urchin and his remarkable adventures. however, to help make the dramitisation more believable. the bbc decided to spread the story of 54 murders, 487 beatings, 1978 affairs 1401 different jobs, including bin man and chimney sweep, amongst the entire cast. with every character respresenting a different aspect of the complicated, yet strangely compelling each way psyche. including ian beale.
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funniest thread I have EVER read.
Classic! |
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61) Many faiy tales are based on factual events that happend early in each ways life. For example Jack and the Beanstalk is based on the time each way was swindled by a cow into selling his soul for some magic beans.
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62) such is the charm of the man, that whenever somebody meets each way they immediately stop laughing at his jokes. the reason they stop laughing at his jokes is because they no longer have a heart. the reason they no longer have a heart, is because they lost it to each way the moment they met him.
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63) ...63 is each ways record sperm count ,luckily for planret Earth this is not enough for our descendants to worry about being over-run by little e/w monsters running around spouting out words from a parallel universe nobody can see .......
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64) after bumping into john lennon in a covent garden cafe in 1976. each way immediately seized upon the opportunity to tell him what an inspiration his ideals were to others, and how his music and writings had brought untold pleasure to millions of people throughout the free world. however, as john lennon had never heard of each ways music and writings. he simply made his excuses and left.
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TheRebelBillionaire 25 Oct 18:38
funniest thread I have EVER read. Classic! Someone else who is easily pleased |
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Back by demand.
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..65)...The age when each way finally has some "real" money to spend ....his 55 a week job seekers allowance goes up to 110 per week pension ...he climbs down the long ladder from his apartment (for the first time in 34 years ) and queues outside the post office ...only to find when it opens 2 hours later that Old Age Pensions are no longer paid via the Post Office ...
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..66)...Each way recounts how his dog Pickles found the World Cup in a bush in this year 66 ...he tries to gain Credos with anyone who will listen down the soup kitchen ....
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Ahh this one?
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Why bring this back up??
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:D
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ew was talking about it
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why ???????????????????????
ew :( :( |
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ew i cna't see how you'd be offended by this - it's so obviously just in jest!
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It's not nice tho is it
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my hero curly watts is on the thread :^0
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That foul mouthed fecker ;)
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it's hardly nasty - it would only be that if any of these things were actually true
impossible to see how ew could poss be offended by it |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL---my old friend ;)
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