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so if you can perform for the wife i gurantee you can perform for a 35yr old!
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oh dear,
where you been FRESH. hung like a hamster, penetration, possible, but nothing to write home about, can last for,,,,,,,,,,,,,, what ? 90 seconds max. |
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Or go-off way too early as the excitement renders you a 2-pump charlie.
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would really blow her mind eh ?
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Exackery.
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MINJ ?:|
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LOOK,
as i'm gettin older, it aint so bad. |
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so, somewhere between frames 3 and 4 of the World Champs. lucky barstewrad
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eric- so you go back with the 35yr old and you perform how you describe. 2 scenarios- 1) she doesn't mind and just likes the intimacy 2) she does mind and thinks you're awful and tells herself she won't do it again. if it's situation 1 then that's all good. if it's situation 2 then use a different bus route (which you ended up doing anyway) and be content with the fact you enjoyed it.
also, if you aren't going to last long then prolong the foreplay :) |
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yeah right,
prolong foreplay, and soil my boxers, wet patch, and doesn't smell very nice. i think i know best here. foreplay ? with her ? :0 whatever. |
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:0 :0 :0 :0 :0
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just aint gonna happen mate.
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eric- you're not even a glass half empty man, you're a glass half empty with liquid that's going to blow up the entire world within 30 seconds man!
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don't i know it. :-(
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save eric, save the world! :)
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that's right DML.
HIC !!! |
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hey dml,
lookin like bending my rules already :-( |
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DONT!!! eric, DO NOT!
I was doing well, broke mine, tiits up. Hit yerself, do anything, stab yer eyes wita compass. dont do it |
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hahaha,
i'll mail yer. |
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if he is 18 and never goes out, where does his money come from for playstations?
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all contributions grabbingly recieved.
his mother , where else. poor, stupid, mis-guided bi tch. |
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well youd be best to sling him out, hard, but in the long run be doing him a massive service
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she'll sling me out first.
and he knows it. |
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so,
the worst possible pay-back. i do nothing. |
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Hi Eric :)
What a horrible situation, he should be paying some money to you as a contribution. You need to put your foot down, he needs to get a job or he's out! |
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i have to keep my mouth shut,
and pay my way, or I'M out. |
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btw,
thanx. happy new year. |
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well, a job, or he could splash paint about a bit and rip-off those who think its worth buying!
morning GC! ;) |
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Morning DML, that was a bit below the easel!!! :0
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ho'ho'ho. ;-)
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sorry GC! ;)
actually theres something else i want so will be in touch soon. |
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Let you off ;)
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ericster 27 Dec 08:46
he sits playing with play-station, eats, sh1ts, goes to bed. wakes up sometime , then repeats above. :^0 :^0 |
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this thread is depressingly superb :^0
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he was talking about lardboy the other day actually.
nothing's changed |
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ericster 27 Dec 11:23
yeah right, prolong foreplay, and soil my boxers, wet patch, and doesn't smell very nice. i think i know best here. foreplay ? with her ? whatever. brilliant :^0 |
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why was this dragged up?
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cos its superb :)
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:^0
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this thread always makes me laff
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