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Rate this joke out of 10 please.
Rate this joke out of 10 please.
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Are you blonde Madam?!?!? ;)
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Just for you then,
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends. |
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That is too true to be funny, your highness.
No, I am not a blonde. Though hairdressers keep telling me to highlight my long fair hair. But none of my ex-boyfriends have ever asked me to bleach it so I haven't. |
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Blimey, long fair hair :) plus you like horse racing and porn, and are a bit of a perv who dreams about naked athletes on the parallel bars - I've bloody lived with women I have infinately less in common with!
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I thought of you today, your highness. There was a notice in Wetherspoons that they are going to have Tuborg on draught from September.
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0 out of 10 for me
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Good - I've been known to enjoy the odd slurp! Have to buy you one and a maybe a whiskey chaser one day
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7-10 for me.
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-3 then Mitchell (ie 7 - 10). About my range imo.
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i wouldn't doubt the book was at 200% in the 60s
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it's already at a ridiculous 140% with the daytime greyhounds
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I am up it
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:D
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Australian guy was driving over Sydney Harbour Bridge when he notices his old flame perched on the railings. "SHEILA" he Yells, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP THERE". "I've had enough" she says "We've been together for years and now i'm pregnant you just dont want to know anymore. "Well i've gotta hand it to ya Sheila not only were you a great sh ag your a Bloody great sport aswell"
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rather amusing canny . seven
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5, for me
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5-10 for me, but the racing joke is excellent. Scores 9-10.
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It's better than the boxing for Fyffe bananas joke but to be fair that isn't saying a great deal.
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nice to see mr winkle back, and nestor.
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thanks terry.
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10/10 for me
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might help if it was midweek?
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nice to see annie back.
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How very kind.
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old one started my moi.
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by* grrr
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Nice to see Big Charlie back.
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Nice to see the back of cannyman.
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he's on here with 4 names, is that a record?
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8-10 for me
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9\10 cats liked it
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Was in the Council offices yesterday and an old lady was sitting in the corner waiting to pay her rent and had a £10 note in one ear and a £20 in the other. "What`s wrong with the old lady", I asked the receptionist, "She looks rather upset"?
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I'm up it.
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Good to see Ronaldinho's dentist and nestor back.
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HRH offered to buy Annie a whisky chaser and we've not seen either of them since. just saying,
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7-10 for me.
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Annie was chased off out of here by blockheads who failed to admit that she was female.
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