True Friendship Scottish Style

True Friendship...

...SCOTTISH STYLE!!

(None of that Sissy **e)

Are ye tired of those** weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship... You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card . Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.

1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get**ed and plot revenge against the b*st*rd who made ye sad.

2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When ye are scared -- I will shake the p*ss out of ye every chance I get, until you're NOT.

5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!

6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

7... When ye are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until ye are well again. I don't want whatever ye've got.

8... When ye fall, I will laugh my effin head off at you, you clumsy *rse, .......but I'll help you up.

9... This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like p*ssing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth....

Send this to 10 o yer closest friends, Then get depressed because ye can only think of 4