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18 Mar 10
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True Friendship...
...SCOTTISH STYLE!!
(None of that Sissy **e)
Are ye tired of those** weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship... You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card . Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.
1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get**ed and plot revenge against the b*st*rd who made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When ye are scared -- I will shake the p*ss out of ye every chance I get, until you're NOT.
5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!
6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.
7... When ye are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until ye are well again. I don't want whatever ye've got.
8... When ye fall, I will laugh my effin head off at you, you clumsy *rse, .......but I'll help you up.
9... This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like p*ssing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth....
Send this to 10 o yer closest friends, Then get depressed because ye can only think of 4
...SCOTTISH STYLE!!
(None of that Sissy **e)
Are ye tired of those** weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship... You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card . Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.
1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get**ed and plot revenge against the b*st*rd who made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When ye are scared -- I will shake the p*ss out of ye every chance I get, until you're NOT.
5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!
6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.
7... When ye are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until ye are well again. I don't want whatever ye've got.
8... When ye fall, I will laugh my effin head off at you, you clumsy *rse, .......but I'll help you up.
9... This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like p*ssing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth....
Send this to 10 o yer closest friends, Then get depressed because ye can only think of 4
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