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9/10.
improved my day that has. |
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Dont worry he should get a job in no time. New Labour has promised A future FAIR for all.
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2/10
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On receiving his P45, he blew his big top.
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7/10
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Just 'bumping' this back to the top.
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^ 8/10
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:D Very good Alex :D
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Way it goes,swings and roundabouts...
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Bloke's a known chancer, a Waltzer Mitty character imo.
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better BUMP this up to the top
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Tommy Cooper is alive and well!
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I told the guy on the carousel I was in a bit of a rush. He told me to hold my horses
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ive always liked the idea of working inside a ghost train, they should employ someone who dresses up say, as a ghost or skeleton..u wait in the wings, the ghost train comes to a standstill and u sneak out and tap lovely ladies on the shoulder, the skull etc would of course glow ...i think its a winner..and u get to meet young women.
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Tony, I once tried tapping women on the shoulder in the dark and scaring them with my glowing helmet. It doesn't go down well in court.
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:D
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Have you got a link to the story?
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9.5/10
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I thought the clown was fairly bashful but apparently Coco's not shy (coconut shy, see?). 10/10
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You should have retired on 'Waltzer Mitty', Ken
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I ordered a Coke & rather disappointingly they presented it on a Rola Cola coaster
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my mate packed in his job as a taxi driver sick of people talking behide his back
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Have you seen Amelie? The Ghost train man kinda does that to her.
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Good un Kev.
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7/10 for the OP
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8 for me gotta allow for inflation
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Was this worth a Big to the Top?
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I can see this story about the sacked dodges bloke pursuing an unfair dismissal claim turning into a right old media circus.
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dodgems * back to 8/10 |
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Not worth bumping the thread for a spelling mistake Alun2005
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It's robbery within tent.
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Very good Kenneth
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12/10 good?
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They had to sack him. You don't get a nickname like Roger The Dodgems for nothing.
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Fair enough.
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Good thing he didn't work in the electrical department of a crisp manufacturer otherwise it could be a case of a salt and battery!
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comes to a point when chit-chat starts to rip off Peter Kay jokes.
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yes, the thread's become a bit of a car crash.
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