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lmfao
14 Feb 10 12:39
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- she's not much good at snooker tho

B-)
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Report afterjacko. • February 14, 2010 12:40 PM GMT
:)
Report rustyboy • February 14, 2010 1:20 PM GMT
I was going to say I didn't know you could book a table at KFC but your joke is better.
Report Ibrahima Sonko • February 14, 2010 1:20 PM GMT
Potting the brown with a little screw back ?
Report Facts • February 14, 2010 1:42 PM GMT
fell out of my cot when i first heard this !!!
Report speedypro • February 14, 2010 1:49 PM GMT
The gag is good, but give it a chance, "She is no good at snooker is**k" as a punchline.

I am not bothering with valentines day this year, I booked a table last year and missus played **kc, ....she never potted a ball.

is more of yer comedic delivery.
Report Howdi • February 14, 2010 2:42 PM GMT
oldest joke in the book.
Report Tex AxiLe • February 14, 2010 3:03 PM GMT
Bought the wife a bag and a belt for valentines.

That Hoover works like a dream now.
Report monsieur p • February 14, 2010 3:19 PM GMT
the OPs version is still funnier

ffs
Report Crisp77 • February 13, 2015 10:42 AM GMT
Come again?
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • February 13, 2015 2:22 PM GMT
has anyone tried doing this joke on the snooker forum? They'll love it Happy
Report akabula • February 13, 2015 2:25 PM GMT
Laugh
Report Makybe_Diva • February 13, 2015 2:29 PM GMT
"Bought the wife a bag and a belt for valentines.

That Hoover works like a dream now.


Laugh
Report Crisp77 • February 14, 2017 12:13 PM GMT
Any Fu King tonight?
Report The Leopard • February 14, 2017 12:36 PM GMT
Reported !
Report Crisp77 • February 14, 2017 12:42 PM GMT
To your dogging friends no doubt Plain
Report The Leopard • February 14, 2017 12:51 PM GMT
Only a whimsicality....you are a positive influence on the forum.

I don't go dogging and I don't eat dogs.....like some do
Report Aunty Post • February 14, 2017 1:39 PM GMT
Right...that's it!

Stuck in, waiting for the post, and nothing....Cry
Report The Leopard • February 14, 2017 2:07 PM GMT
You can have one of mine Mischief
Report 1st time poster • February 14, 2017 2:55 PM GMT
our lass said she,s wearing the pressie i bought her 25 yrs ago when we go out tonight
she said havnt i done well it still fits me

i said FFS its only a scarf, GrinGrin
Report betting_masta • February 14, 2017 6:54 PM GMT
snooker would be a good first date idea. have her bending over as soon as you meet her Laugh
Report casemoney • February 14, 2017 7:50 PM GMT
OP being a Bit extreme Booking a table to have a wank .
Report tictacman1 • February 14, 2017 7:57 PM GMT
All going well... one more steak meal should do it Wink
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