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- she's not much good at snooker tho
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I was going to say I didn't know you could book a table at KFC but your joke is better.
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Potting the brown with a little screw back ?
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fell out of my cot when i first heard this !!!
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The gag is good, but give it a chance, "She is no good at snooker is**k" as a punchline.
I am not bothering with valentines day this year, I booked a table last year and missus played **kc, ....she never potted a ball. is more of yer comedic delivery. |
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oldest joke in the book.
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Bought the wife a bag and a belt for valentines.
That Hoover works like a dream now. |
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the OPs version is still funnier
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Come again?
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has anyone tried doing this joke on the snooker forum? They'll love it
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"Bought the wife a bag and a belt for valentines.
That Hoover works like a dream now. |
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Any Fu King tonight?
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Reported !
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To your dogging friends no doubt
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Only a whimsicality....you are a positive influence on the forum.
I don't go dogging and I don't eat dogs.....like some do |
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Right...that's it!
Stuck in, waiting for the post, and nothing....  |
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You can have one of mine
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our lass said she,s wearing the pressie i bought her 25 yrs ago when we go out tonight
she said havnt i done well it still fits me i said FFS its only a scarf,  |
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snooker would be a good first date idea. have her bending over as soon as you meet her
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OP being a Bit extreme Booking a table to have a wank .
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All going well... one more steak meal should do it
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