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29 Jan 10
16:55
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A friend of mine got caught red handed sniffing his sister in laws kegs. He was caught by his wife and her sister in the act with them on his face, gusset over the nose, in her bedroom.
He made up a lame excuse which didn't wash and has been kicked out.
Can anyone think of a plausible excuse that would have got him out of this sticky situation ?
He made up a lame excuse which didn't wash and has been kicked out.
Can anyone think of a plausible excuse that would have got him out of this sticky situation ?
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Everyone has 3 lives,a PUBLIC life,a PRIVATE life and a SECRET life.
"I'm only doing this so I can appreciate yours more, my dear"
He suffers from a rare tuna deficiency and didn't have time to get to Tesco to crack open a can of John West?
he thought the scab stuck to the gusset was a prawn**tail crisp
How the f*ck did he get caught, did he want to get caught?
He was putting a wash on and was just checking to see if they needed doing or not.lol
:^0
He thought they were out for the day but they changed their plans. The radio was on and he didn't hear them come back in the house.
He thought they were out for the day but they changed their plans. The radio was on and he didn't hear them come back in the house.
he'd presumably dug them out of the washing basket?
no, she had all her dirty laundry in her room I think.
He should have said he had a Runny Nose and was wiping the snot off it, the knickers had to be washed anyhow.
And naturally he was knocking one out, forgot to mention that.
he just needs to convince them it's quite normal behaviour for a bloke and that he was unlucky enough to get caught, would help if all the blokes he knew owned up to the odd bit of knicker sniffing.
Oh well now we know that he`s had it .It`s curtains i`m afraid and i`m not talking about the beef variety.
He wants to spend a few nights with us til he gets a flat sorted.
Understandably my wife is none to keen, she is best friends with his other half. It leaves me in an awkward position.
Understandably my wife is none to keen, she is best friends with his other half. It leaves me in an awkward position.
You fessing up to the odd sniff Rich ?
He was wiping the snot from his runny nose off his pr!ck, if he cant find the excuse on here, he is facked
could he tell them he has a gambling addiction is up to his eyes in debt and wanted to start selling used knickers on ebay, and was testing the market?
I can understand why your wife is not too keen on him staying :^0
Girls aloud lezzer scrum 29 Jan 17:55
A friend of mine got caught red handed sniffing his sister in laws kegs
Are you coming clean with us?
A friend of mine got caught red handed sniffing his sister in laws kegs
Are you coming clean with us?
I'm pretty sure this was how scampi fries were discovered by Smiths, and they don't get any stick. Total overreaction imo.
I dont think he,ll find a crutch to lean on , on here.Id be gusset i mean gutted if it had happened to me..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTXKkq_Bwhc
Perhaps he should show her the above, bum sniffing is just sick !
Perhaps he should show her the above, bum sniffing is just sick !
Looks like one of sporting Index's lines
He should've just done a Tony Blair, and said he was justified and that he would do it again without hesitation.
its strange really, you never find women seeking out mens kegs
or do you
?
or do you
?
Girls aloud lezzer scrum 29 Jan 17:55
that would have got him out of this sticky situation ?
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good choice of words there :^0
that would have got him out of this sticky situation ?
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good choice of words there :^0
Des Pond 29 Jan 18:41
He should've just done a Tony Blair, and said he was justified and that he would do it again without hesitation.
Yeah but in this case I'm pretty sure there was evidence of weapons of mass destruction.
He should've just done a Tony Blair, and said he was justified and that he would do it again without hesitation.
Yeah but in this case I'm pretty sure there was evidence of weapons of mass destruction.
Girls aloud lezzer scrum 29 Jan 18:16
He wants to spend a few nights with us til he gets a flat sorted.
Understandably my wife is none to keen
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:^0 :^0
He wants to spend a few nights with us til he gets a flat sorted.
Understandably my wife is none to keen
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:^0 :^0
could have been worse, if he had been sniffing ladycakes Y fronts he would have suffocated.
HRH The Lager Khan 29 Jan 18:51
Des Pond 29 Jan 18:41
He should've just done a Tony Blair, and said he was justified and that he would do it again without hesitation.
Yeah but in this case I'm pretty sure there was evidence of weapons of mass destruction.
LOL :D
Des Pond 29 Jan 18:41
He should've just done a Tony Blair, and said he was justified and that he would do it again without hesitation.
Yeah but in this case I'm pretty sure there was evidence of weapons of mass destruction.
LOL :D
Paulie Walnuts did it to Adrianas in the Sopranos
talking of slightly strange fetishes, i once came across (poor choice of words i know) two ring binders full of pictures of womens shoes all carefully laminated in a mates room at university!
Presumably he fancies his sister in law or is this not necessary with this sniffing fetish? Sounds like he was in the ** before the wife got home imo
cricketjon 29 Jan 18:43
its strange really, you never find women seeking out mens kegs
or do you
?
Yes you do. Believe me, unless my ex's were weirdos?
its strange really, you never find women seeking out mens kegs
or do you
?
Yes you do. Believe me, unless my ex's were weirdos?
Yeah, he fancies the sister in law.
I would imagine that would be essential in the world of gussett sniffing.
You wouldn't want to inhale a pensioners apple catchers.
I would imagine that would be essential in the world of gussett sniffing.
You wouldn't want to inhale a pensioners apple catchers.
But did he stop once he got rumbled or did he just continue this is the question?This could explain alot
He stopped, but it was very close to the vinegar stroke I believe :)
punterfleecer
in the name of clarificaction, are you saying your femail partner used to sniff your soiled jockeys?
jon
in the name of clarificaction, are you saying your femail partner used to sniff your soiled jockeys?
jon
Get him to say to his sister
"I thought they were yours"
"I thought they were yours"
he could pretend it was his identical twin brother. got me out of a lot of scrapes that one.
Girls aloud lezzer scrum 29 Jan 17:55
A friend of mine got caught red handed ..
yeah ok.. send our best to your friend, wont you?
A friend of mine got caught red handed ..
yeah ok.. send our best to your friend, wont you?
Touchy creatures women.My wife asked me where I would like to be buried? The answer 'Up to the nuts in your**ty sister' apparently wasn't the one she was looking for.
women ae actually more attuned to "smells" than men ..
with that in mind ..YES they do "sniff" ...but it has to be someone they really fancy ...
with that in mind ..YES they do "sniff" ...but it has to be someone they really fancy ...
Just tell the wife that her knickers weren't big enough to fit on his head :-)
I am troubled by the mental image of all of punter's exs sniffing his soiled undies. Methinks he is making it up!
desolate one 30 Jan 09:28
Touchy creatures women.My wife asked me where I would like to be buried? The answer 'Up to the nuts in your**ty sister' apparently wasn't the one she was looking for.
PMSL
:)
Touchy creatures women.My wife asked me where I would like to be buried? The answer 'Up to the nuts in your**ty sister' apparently wasn't the one she was looking for.
PMSL
:)
As far as I know, Superman was the only bloke with x-ray vision, and I don't recall him in any of the films with a pair of french knickers drapped over his face. I can only presume then that he didn't like what he saw. A valuable lesson, I think you all will agree.
cricketjon 29 Jan 21:38
punterfleecer
in the name of clarificaction, are you saying your femail partner used to sniff your soiled jockeys?
jon
not sniffed, but specifically looked to see if there were any skiddies on them, I don't why they did that though
punterfleecer
in the name of clarificaction, are you saying your femail partner used to sniff your soiled jockeys?
jon
not sniffed, but specifically looked to see if there were any skiddies on them, I don't why they did that though
cricketjon 29 Jan 18:43
its strange really, you never find women seeking out mens kegs
or do you
?
NEVER
its strange really, you never find women seeking out mens kegs
or do you
?
NEVER
i only sniff manky ones, the dirtier the better. smmmmmmffffphhh
I believe in Japan you can buy used knickers from vending machines, knicker sniffing is a popular pastime over there.
In fact it's encouraged.
In fact it's encouraged.
Reminds me of my mate who fished his sisters dirty knickers out of the wash and retreated to the bedroom with his prize. After firing one off with them strategically placed on his head he emerged to find a cup of tea on his bedside table which had just been put there by his mum.
Surprisingly this episode didn't become a topic of dinner time conversation.
Surprisingly this episode didn't become a topic of dinner time conversation.
Just a thought...do crutchless knickers remain smell free??
crotchless knickers were invented for the cyrano de bergarac type of person
punterfleecer 30 Jan 16:28
cricketjon 29 Jan 21:38
punterfleecer
in the name of clarificaction, are you saying your femail partner used to sniff your soiled jockeys?
jon
not sniffed, but specifically looked to see if there were any skiddies on them, I don't why they did that though
Probably so she knew whether to put them on boil wash or on the eco friendly 30 setting.
cricketjon 29 Jan 21:38
punterfleecer
in the name of clarificaction, are you saying your femail partner used to sniff your soiled jockeys?
jon
not sniffed, but specifically looked to see if there were any skiddies on them, I don't why they did that though
Probably so she knew whether to put them on boil wash or on the eco friendly 30 setting.
had a m8 who used to do this when he ever worked alone in a females house,always looking for prizes and i used to think he get caught one day
possibility supersavo, I always wondered why they asked for a £5 for the leccy meter every so often
Shouldve held his hands up and said 'look I wanted to see what your sisters gash smells like, sorry' Honestly the best thing he couldve done
Lets face it who WOULDNT have a "look around" if alone and safe in a sexy lady's house
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/8501032.stm
Another sniffer rumbled !!
Another sniffer rumbled !!
I think the term you are looking for is ugly khunt
that story has realy made me laugh. imagine setting up a hidden camera to catch a knicker thief and running it back to discover it's...
THE MAYOR!!!
THE MAYOR!!!
when i first clicked on the link I thought it was alicia siverstone without her makeup.
he looks like a male blow up doll with the air drawn out of his face
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