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29 Jan 10
16:55
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A friend of mine got caught red handed sniffing his sister in laws kegs. He was caught by his wife and her sister in the act with them on his face, gusset over the nose, in her bedroom.
He made up a lame excuse which didn't wash and has been kicked out.
Can anyone think of a plausible excuse that would have got him out of this sticky situation ?
He made up a lame excuse which didn't wash and has been kicked out.
Can anyone think of a plausible excuse that would have got him out of this sticky situation ?
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:^0 no
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the wife and sister were on his face? mmmm.....
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:D
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He tripped over her DD cup bra?
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its a bit harsh kicking him out ...we all have likes which may seem odd to other people and are probably best kept secret .......in this instance it is probably most likely that their relationship was lacking in other areas
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What excuse did he give?
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Checking for clamydia?
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perhaps.....a little of what you fancy does you good
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He said that he had a fetish for it, but would have been sniffing a pair of his wifes had she not been on the rag. Needless to say, it didn't wash.
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Everyone has 3 lives,a PUBLIC life,a PRIVATE life and a SECRET life.
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"I'm only doing this so I can appreciate yours more, my dear"
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He suffers from a rare tuna deficiency and didn't have time to get to Tesco to crack open a can of John West?
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he thought the scab stuck to the gusset was a prawn**tail crisp
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How the f*ck did he get caught, did he want to get caught?
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He was putting a wash on and was just checking to see if they needed doing or not.lol
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:^0
He thought they were out for the day but they changed their plans. The radio was on and he didn't hear them come back in the house. |
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he'd presumably dug them out of the washing basket?
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early contender for thread of the year imo
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no, she had all her dirty laundry in her room I think.
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He should have said he had a Runny Nose and was wiping the snot off it, the knickers had to be washed anyhow.
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And naturally he was knocking one out, forgot to mention that.
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it gets better..
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he just needs to convince them it's quite normal behaviour for a bloke and that he was unlucky enough to get caught, would help if all the blokes he knew owned up to the odd bit of knicker sniffing.
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Oh well now we know that he`s had it .It`s curtains i`m afraid and i`m not talking about the beef variety.
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He wants to spend a few nights with us til he gets a flat sorted.
Understandably my wife is none to keen, she is best friends with his other half. It leaves me in an awkward position. |
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You fessing up to the odd sniff Rich ?
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He was wiping the snot from his runny nose off his pr!ck, if he cant find the excuse on here, he is facked
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could he tell them he has a gambling addiction is up to his eyes in debt and wanted to start selling used knickers on ebay, and was testing the market?
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I can understand why your wife is not too keen on him staying :^0
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Girls aloud lezzer scrum 29 Jan 17:55
A friend of mine got caught red handed sniffing his sister in laws kegs Are you coming clean with us? |
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I'm pretty sure this was how scampi fries were discovered by Smiths, and they don't get any stick. Total overreaction imo.
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I dont think he,ll find a crutch to lean on , on here.Id be gusset i mean gutted if it had happened to me..
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funny stuff :^0
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85-110 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTXKkq_Bwhc
Perhaps he should show her the above, bum sniffing is just sick ! |
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id go short on that, its a tight spread though..
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Looks like one of sporting Index's lines
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the whole spread is pants to be honest
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He should've just done a Tony Blair, and said he was justified and that he would do it again without hesitation.
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