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The Magic Flea
31 Jan 10 08:18
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A 54 year old woman had
a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she
asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she
had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of
it.

God replied: "I didn't fkin' recognise you."
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Report Tevez is God • January 31, 2010 8:21 AM GMT
eh?

0/10
Report BurtSaddo. • January 31, 2010 8:22 AM GMT
watch the chubby video again
Report Bamboo • January 31, 2010 8:22 AM GMT
huh? 0/10
Report Mc Moonbeam • January 31, 2010 8:22 AM GMT
joke?
Report Ovalman. • January 31, 2010 8:22 AM GMT
The copy and paste didn't work right
Report The Magic Flea • January 31, 2010 8:31 AM GMT
ah yes. I missed some out there :) she was hit by the ambulance outside the hospital
Report Make my hay • January 31, 2010 8:32 AM GMT
Here you go ...

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked
Report The Magic Flea • January 31, 2010 8:33 AM GMT
that makes more sense I guess :)
Report shergarburger • January 31, 2010 8:34 AM GMT
i preferred it before
Report JB Smoove • January 31, 2010 8:34 AM GMT
4/10 now
Report Ovalman. • January 31, 2010 8:35 AM GMT
11/10
Report Make my hay • January 31, 2010 8:36 AM GMT
0/43
Report Paintball's coming home. • January 31, 2010 9:30 AM GMT
I'm waiting for someone to trot out the 'but she's an old woman now, don't be so nasty' line.
Report Paintball's coming home. • January 31, 2010 9:31 AM GMT
How the hell did my post end up on here, it was meant for the Thatcher thread
Report Lies, DamnLies, and Statistics • January 31, 2010 9:38 AM GMT
equally applicable here...
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