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31 Jan 10
08:18
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A 54 year old woman had
a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she
asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she
had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of
it.
God replied: "I didn't fkin' recognise you."
a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she
asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she
had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of
it.
God replied: "I didn't fkin' recognise you."
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eh?
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watch the chubby video again
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huh? 0/10
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joke?
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The copy and paste didn't work right
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ah yes. I missed some out there :) she was hit by the ambulance outside the hospital
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Here you go ...
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked |
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that makes more sense I guess :)
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4/10 now
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i preferred it before
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11/10
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0/43
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I'm waiting for someone to trot out the 'but she's an old woman now, don't be so nasty' line.
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How the hell did my post end up on here, it was meant for the Thatcher thread
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equally applicable here...
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