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With a covering of grated PLARKOTEX is the breakast of a MAN |
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THE 'YES' I DO LIST
100 Broccoli 100 Orange 100 Green Beans (Oh, good, we just got some from our neighbor!) 99 Pineapple 99 Radish 98 Summer Squash 96 Apple 96 Green Cabbage 96 Tomato 94 Clementine 94 Watermelon 93 Mango 91 Nonfat milk 91 Grapes 91 Banana 88 Oatmeal 83 Blackberries 82 Sockeye Salmon 82 Raw almonds 82 Raw Pecans 82 Brown Rice 81 1% milk 75 Shrimp 70 Raw Pistachios 67 Canned tuna, in oil, drained 60 Canned pineapple packed in juice 57 White rice 55 2% milk 49 Canned peas 39 Orange juice 39 Skinless Chicken Breasts 37 Canned peaches in light syrup 28 Whole chicken with skin 26 Raisins 23 Bagels 21 Salted dry roasted peanuts 20 Instant chocolate pudding 10 Dark Chocolate 9 White bread 3 Milk Chocolate 2 Apple pie 2 Reg. cut bacon THE ' NO I DON'T' LIST 100 Blueberries 89 Avocado 82 Snapper 72 Couscous 69 Unbuttered, unsalted popcorn 63 Vegetarian split pea soup mix 61 Instant oatmeal 52 Whole milk 51 Scallops 44 NY Strip Steak 36 Lobster 34 Dried apples 32 Tomato juice 29 Enriched white bread 25 Hamburger 24 Apple ***** 23 Condensed tomato soup 21 Condensed cream of broccoli soup 18 Fried egg 13 Center cut bacon 11 Pretzel Sticks 7 Salami 5 Hot dog THE '[b]NOT IN A HUNDRED' YEARS LIST [/b] 91 Fresh figs 82 Arugula (as I have no idea what the fack it is) 53 Canned kidney beans 50 Pasta 45 Prunes 43 Vanilla yogurt 32 Condensed split pea soup with ham 24 Green olives 23 Peanut Butter 23 Sherbet 22 Reduced fat sour cream 17 Swiss cheese 15 Diet soda 4 Cheese puff 2 Saltine crackers 1 Soda 1 Popsicle |
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Hey, Big Charles - I was watching Tales of the Unexpected the other day, starring David Suchet and the gorgeous Nina Van Pallandt of Frederik and Nina fame, when...
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...anyway, cor, that Nina Van Pallandt, lying in bed with her orange negligee, eh? Poirot is leaving her for an even more gorgeous young Gemma Redgrave...so he deci --
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...anyway - cor - he was sticking his paw into a jar of 23-rated peanut butter while he drove this gorgeous young 99-rated Redgrave to his place of work, a construction site, in order to collect explosive so he could blow up 95-rated Nina Van Pallandt.
The name of the explosive was PLATREX. I wondered, Big Charlie, even as I watched Poirot ogling the young lady (who was wearing black stockings and a short skirt while she sat in his Renault estate car) if you have ever mistakenly eaten a bowl of PLATREX instead of PLARKOTEX? If so, what kind of stools did yer deposit? |
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I have never eaten PLATREX, mistakenly or otherwise.
This probably due to the fact that PLARKOTEX is luminous green while PLATREX is white. Being white, it should never be confused with PLAYTEX, which is also white, as one lifts and separates, while the other blows you to bits. |
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So...this white woman you're talking about...let me get this straight...she lifted and separated it...then blew you to bits????
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Strange the way it's called blow.
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Get that stuff right out yer head, Big Charlie. We're here to purify yer mind and body through the power of a SCIENTIFIC diet.
Cabbage, brazil nuts, pumpkin, raisins........TOFU ! |
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Great stuff Vel!
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Yes, Tommy - great stuff indeed - cabbage, figs, bran - all great stuff - redcurrants, fresh ginger, cabbage, bran, garlic, olives, and the boots Charlie Chaplin ate when he was hallucinating.
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But this Mediterranean Diet they speak of...it seems so unfair...how can we eat tomatoes and lovely salad when we're in a cold, northern wasteland and we fancy some white bread fried in lard and diesel?
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Eventually we shall eat each-other AND ALL WILL BE WELL.
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MARVELLOUS CALORIES SPARKY
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You DISGUST me Bodil, d'ye hear? All these years and that's what you advocate? Some kind of CANNIBALISATION all across the nation?
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Relax Vel, we've been eating each other for most of the lifetime of our species. And I seem to recall the Roman Catholic religion has us eating the body and drinking the blood of its own dear god. Not eating ourselves would be perverse, surely?
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GREen beans rated 100! that is a result. we get loads of runner beans in late summer, more than we can eat. so I just used to eat them instead of spuds. made a chilli once and just poured it on a mountain of runner beans, was lovely in fact. and apparently healthy.
does that include peas? i love peas so long as they're not mushy |
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I don't suppose you have any Nina & Frederik 78s to hand, Bodil? Or have you eaten them all with home-made bramble jam? That's your style, isn't it, you waster.
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Nina was nice, in a willowy sort of way. Think Frederik had a beard. I ate their records with an anchovy, garlic and milk sauce and some raw vegetables. That may have been a mistake. In fact I can categorically state it was a mistake.
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You depraved bast@rd.
I suppose you washed it down with a nice chianti. |
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Actually, that's what I had for a first course tonight - the couple are nicest people I know but she is an "unusual" cook. I drank a lot. For a change. I've never had iron-hard beetroot before. It's good to have new experiences. So I've been told.
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I hired a lookalike Nina & Frederik couple to dine with me tonight. They weren't cheap at 120 EUROS the pair. Also, they brought their three lookalike children and, as they ate like starved beasts, the night was quite expensive.
We started with deep fried pizza then moved on to potato fritters and onion rings with a veg side-dish : pakora. We washed it down with Barr's Irn Bru served in its original turned glass bottle, worth 25p when you return it. |
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Actually, the kids urinated in the bottles, so I gave the local garage a 2-for-1 deal.
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Truly - a unique evening. And will hopefully remain so.
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BTW, Bodil - Frederik seems to have met a bad end.
Crime syndicates and pirates and all sorts of mad sh1t. Yet they sounded so gorgeous and lovely when they sang their calypso dreams... |
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It was so sophisticated, cosmopolitan and cool then. Now it seems like tat. How could we have been fooled? In fact - to avoid being fooled again, I suggest we burn everything and everyone. Where's the harm in that?
And we must destroy every Tunnocks Caramel Wafer - or, I have it on the very best authority, Satan will triumph forever. |
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Very funny Bodil!
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I'll put up a link to the advert I saw today for you if it appears on YouTube (not there yet)!
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I could, just, be Satan, TT. In which case, you could, just, be in trouble.
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What do you mean "tat"? Did I spend all that money for nought? The Co-op were doing a special deal on tinned wild Atlantic salmon too, but the Nina lookalike said she couldn't bear the smell of fish.
"Well, that's Big Charlie fecked," I thought. |
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I thought the BHA had changed the Handicap system to 0-140 plus years ago
ffs the 90s would struggle to get in the lincoln ps What rating does Elvis's "Fools Gold" Sandwich and a pint of Electric soup get???? |
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There are so many different worlds out there. I favour the multiverse theory.
It would be nice to be in the one where I get lots of money, sunshine, love, money, anal sex, money, sleep, drink, money, sleep, serenity, see my enemies die, money, sleep, good dentition, and an honest lawyer. |
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9 + 2 = 11 PLUS AN EXTRA 18 FOR A PROPER RED SQUIRREL.
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So if i have nine of each im on the way to a healthier life!!!!!!
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That's all we're trying to do here, Uncle Zilzal - change your dietary mastications for your own good...and maybe save the NHS a few bob into the bargain.
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We have no chance for a better life. We know it. They know it. And we wouldn't have it any other way. Embrace your fate. It's better than you deserve.
Or we could kill and burn everyone. Just because. |
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I met a woman today whose business was putting people on a fruit and juice diet; selling and sending them everything. Said business was good and her customers felt wonderful! You can't drink on it though and conversation soon faded. She was fit as a fiddle and gorgeous, but about 20 years younger than me. Got me thinking though; its not the food its the fags and drink I'd struggle with.
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I can see you're the new Savony...Savonar...Savinrol...guy who wants to burn everything.
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Why would they need a middle-woman?
Why not just juice their own stuff? Sure, there's that FATBUSTER SOUP stuff - apparently, the more you eat, the more weight you lose. |
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Actually I thought Catford Tb should burn everyone. Last one in turns the lights out.
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