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Barry Conway
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"Gout?" says the Doctor.

"Thats no way to talk to a patient. I've only just got here"
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Report Joe Jordan • January 27, 2010 7:46 PM GMT
was told differently on the telly last night ..
Report Joe Jordan • January 27, 2010 7:46 PM GMT
it had a "touch" of humour last night ...not a lot .. :-0
Report Joe Jordan • January 27, 2010 7:46 PM GMT
:-)
Report TambourineMan. • January 27, 2010 7:54 PM GMT
Man in Doctors Surgery
Doc says...I'm sorry but you've only got 3minutes to live
Gut distraught...Doc you gotta do something please.
Doc...













I could boil you an egg.
Report Tevez is God • January 27, 2010 8:02 PM GMT
Woman in Doctors Surgery
Doc says...I'm sorry but you've only got 3minutes to live
Woman (distraught)...Doc you gotta do something please.
Doc...













I could sh@g you...
























































three times
Report Joe Jordan • January 27, 2010 8:05 PM GMT
Doc ..I have some good news for you and some bad news ...which do you want first ?
Patient ..give me the good news ...
Doc...you have less than an hour to live
Patient ...and THATS the GOOD news !!, so whats the Bad ?
Doc ..I should have told you an hour ago ..
Report Barry Conway • January 27, 2010 8:09 PM GMT
Chinese man visits the Optometrist...

"I see what the problem is, you have a cataract"

"No, I dont. I have a rexus"
Report Tevez is God • January 27, 2010 8:10 PM GMT
what he had a glaucoma? :0
Report Gin • January 27, 2010 8:16 PM GMT
Doctor: Come in, whats the problem?

Man: I've got a lettuce stuck up my @rse!

Doctor: I'd better take a look then....................hmmmm......looks like the tip of an iceberg to me!
Report Aki • January 27, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
patient: I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside

Doctor: hows that?

patient: Don't you start
Report Desmond Orchard • January 27, 2010 9:45 PM GMT
Patient: I feel a lot like a mouth organ.

Dr: How odd, I had a girl in here this morning with exactly the same symptoms!

Patient: That'll be our Monica.
Report cooperman • January 28, 2010 1:40 PM GMT
patient to doctor; " I can't stop farting and they stink to high heaven"

doctor; " don't worry( gets a long pole with a hook on the end from behind his desk) I'll soon**you up.

patient; f00k me! yer not gonna shove that thing up, are ya?

doctor; "no, I'll give ya some tablets; but I've gotta open the f00kin window fast"
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