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27 Jan 10
19:28
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"Gout?" says the Doctor.
"Thats no way to talk to a patient. I've only just got here"
"Thats no way to talk to a patient. I've only just got here"
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was told differently on the telly last night ..
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it had a "touch" of humour last night ...not a lot .. :-0
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:-)
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Man in Doctors Surgery
Doc says...I'm sorry but you've only got 3minutes to live Gut distraught...Doc you gotta do something please. Doc... I could boil you an egg. |
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Woman in Doctors Surgery
Doc says...I'm sorry but you've only got 3minutes to live Woman (distraught)...Doc you gotta do something please. Doc... I could sh@g you... three times |
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Doc ..I have some good news for you and some bad news ...which do you want first ?
Patient ..give me the good news ... Doc...you have less than an hour to live Patient ...and THATS the GOOD news !!, so whats the Bad ? Doc ..I should have told you an hour ago .. |
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Chinese man visits the Optometrist...
"I see what the problem is, you have a cataract" "No, I dont. I have a rexus" |
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what he had a glaucoma? :0
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Doctor: Come in, whats the problem?
Man: I've got a lettuce stuck up my @rse! Doctor: I'd better take a look then....................hmmmm......looks like the tip of an iceberg to me! |
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patient: I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside
Doctor: hows that? patient: Don't you start |
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Patient: I feel a lot like a mouth organ.
Dr: How odd, I had a girl in here this morning with exactly the same symptoms! Patient: That'll be our Monica. |
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patient to doctor; " I can't stop farting and they stink to high heaven"
doctor; " don't worry( gets a long pole with a hook on the end from behind his desk) I'll soon**you up. patient; f00k me! yer not gonna shove that thing up, are ya? doctor; "no, I'll give ya some tablets; but I've gotta open the f00kin window fast" |