Cases in which two out of three ain't bad.

You sound like a right ranker

140 at darts
The Shrek films
Ticking off the Corrs Sisters

You sound like a taste sensation.

Par,birdie,birdie

Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam. If you set your mind free baby, maybe you'd understand.

Best of 3 pool match

MFF

$hit and coffee,an intresting mix-not

Excellent feminist theorem, starfish.

When you're sitting on a bench eating your sandwiches at lunchtime and a man walks up to you, puts 3 dice in your hand and says "roll three sixes and I'll shoot you in the face."

:x tezza

How you doin' apart from the obvious?

1. Godfather films
2. Women on betfair :x
3. winners in a patent.

:) Clocky

holes..

white teeth on a truck driver

and im doing very well

Good good.

Handsome as ever I see...

[i]2. The**trilogy[/i]

ffs

:^0

the last one was a bit ****

only because it leaves you wanting more

I used to work with a family of brothers about 8 years ago.

One day, my mrs, who is 15 years younger than me, came down to the firm to give me some keys.

The youngest brother, Richard, saw her come into the office. When she left he came in and asked 'Who was that blonde bird here to see?'

The oldest brother, Terry said ' Rich, you know when people ask ' what's she doing with him ? '

Richie said 'Yeh'

Terry pointed at me and said 'He's the him.'

Richie said ' How the fack did you pull her, you old bastid?'

I laeghed and said ' I was 33 at the time. Good looking, hung like a donkey, plenty of money. Two out of three ain't bad'

He immediately said ' You ain't good looking.'

I replied ' I must have plenty of money and be hung like a donkey then.'

And Terry said ' Rich, you walked right into that one son.'

:^0 :^0

The Corrs nap (girls only obviously)

bedding triplets

i had a thought provoking convo with a mate about**ging twins or triplets today.. maybe for another thread

mother -daughter -grandmother

winners

TWO OUT OF THREE EVEN CHANCES

TWO OUT OFTHREE PRESENTS AT XMAS THAT YOU LIKE

TWO OUT OF THREE CRACKER PRIZES

TWO OUT OF THREE DISHES THAT ARE EXQUIZEEK IN A THREE COURSE MEAL

TWO OUT OF THREE WINNING LOTTERY TICKETS

TWO OUT OF THREE COMPLETED CROSSWORDS

TWO OUT OF THREE YOU DO AS YOUR TOLD

TWO OUT OF THREE EOROPEAN CUP FINAL WINS

IVE GOT TO TAKE MY MAM TO BINGO

my wife wont let me do it up the wrong un, but as the great meatloaf once sang, 2 out of 3 aint bad, hang on he also sang I will do anything for love but i wont do that, the exact words ar lass said when i asked her, reckon meat loaf used to go out with her

She was in fact the inspiration for Bat Out Of Hell.

lol @ lager again, quality post

I had to go for an ECG last Friday morning. I told my Mum but asked her not to mention it to my 3 children aged 24, 17 (sons) and 12 (Daughter) She asked why not and I told her that, the boys will get very upset and worry too much and Eleanor will say "Oh, she'll be allright, what's for dinner Nan"

Two outta 3 ain't bad!

are you a lovely old hen

You took the words right out of my mouth, yorky ;)

Hope ya' ticker is ok Tess.

attempting 3 s hags in an hour at 60

Well not really OLD, I'm 44.I hope it's ok too!! Can't be very serious or they'd have had me in by now, but it's certainly not 100%. No, I couldn't manage 3 times in a hour, could you?? Can manage 3 times a night though! :)

Lol, or were you, in fact, posting a response to the original post? Oops, I think you were! Sorry.

3 times a night with a dodgy ticker, you must have been quite a girl before you slowed down ;)

oh it said e c g. i must steal some reading glasses

lol, very good.

Your teams goals in a match

On the carousel(with apologies to the Hollies)