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Five By Five
26 Jan 10 15:09
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Am i the only one annoyed by people who constantly go for a handshake for no real reason?? fk off I dont want to touch you.
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Report V4 Vendetta • January 26, 2010 3:10 PM GMT
There are a few others, but they're mostly locked up.
Report madsimon • January 26, 2010 3:10 PM GMT
each to their own -personally i don't mind the frequency of handshakes but do object to people who use them as a gym opportunity to practice their crushing muscles
Report Paddy Mayne • January 26, 2010 3:10 PM GMT
Yes, it's just you. :)
Report Cubanpete • January 26, 2010 3:11 PM GMT
I wouldn't offer my hand to you. You're a**. At best I would spit at you, but only if I could be bothered.
Report Five By Five • January 26, 2010 3:11 PM GMT
See ^ we are on the same wavelength.
Report the worm • January 26, 2010 3:11 PM GMT
Some people think they can tell a lot by someones handshake. They probably just wanna find out if you really are a wa nker
Report ladycakes69 • January 26, 2010 3:12 PM GMT
five would u rather they kiss you , is that the issue?
Report Joe Jordan • January 26, 2010 3:12 PM GMT
Handshakes !!...This is a GREAT way of picking up Women !!
especially if they are there with their husbands , etc ...

You shake hands with them , rub your middle finger in their palm ...if they reciprocate ..you are 100% IN my son... ;-)
Report Five By Five • January 26, 2010 3:13 PM GMT
To conclude a deal or something then fair enough but some people will/want to shake hands for anything. Its only one step away from a 'Hi 5'
Report Five By Five • January 26, 2010 3:14 PM GMT
To be honest a quick peck on the cheek could be less annoying ;)
Report Ken Masters • January 26, 2010 3:14 PM GMT
JJ - How many times has this activity led to your particpation in full sex with a female person?
Report madsimon • January 26, 2010 3:17 PM GMT
when i worked in France for a while ,the whole lab shaked hands each morning on coming to work -i am not sure if it was to celebrate actually doing a days work or not but I went along with it.

At least they didn't expect me to kiss everyone on the cheek each morning!!
Report CUPRA • January 26, 2010 3:17 PM GMT
In prison?
Report Joe Jordan • January 26, 2010 3:18 PM GMT
Ken, prob about a dozen ...but then I was a bit of a looker in my time :D

perhaps I should have added that to my post .. :0
Report Joe Jordan • January 26, 2010 3:19 PM GMT
Handshakes !!...This is a GREAT way of picking up Women !!
especially if they are there with their husbands , etc ...

You shake hands with them , rub your middle finger in their palm ...if they reciprocate ..you are 100% IN my son...IF you are a bit of a looker too :-)
Report CUPRA • January 26, 2010 3:19 PM GMT
High Five
Report CUPRA • January 26, 2010 3:20 PM GMT
I do a similar thing but involves drugs and a rope. Same ending though
Report Five By Five • January 26, 2010 3:21 PM GMT
:D i think...
Report ladycakes69 • January 26, 2010 3:23 PM GMT
lol joe
Report Phil Lynott • January 26, 2010 3:26 PM GMT
Some guy gave me a handshake for scoring in a 5 a side football game last night...have to say I was a bit freaked out. He was twice my age.
Report Bamboo • January 26, 2010 3:34 PM GMT
A handshake should be gentle but firm.It`s terrible when its just a limp one or too hard a shake. It`s better shaking hands than hugging though
Report garlicbread • January 26, 2010 3:38 PM GMT
When you say 'scoring in a five a side', I assume this is something to do with sport and not a sordid sex game.
Report Phil Lynott • January 26, 2010 4:17 PM GMT
The sex game isn't on Mondays. Just football last night.
Report Desmond Orchard • January 26, 2010 4:31 PM GMT
Surely we all hanker for the days when a handshake (or, at the outside, a gentle pat on the ar5e) was deemed sufficient congratulations for scoring a goal. The unedifying sight of todays footballers swapping bodily fluids at every available opportunity is an symptom of all that is wrong with the game.
Report the orginal hushwing • January 26, 2010 5:16 PM GMT
Agree I hate it. There was a guy in our office wo worked from home a bit but still spent around 3 days a week in office. Everyday he was in the office he would walk around shaking hands, idiot
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