A warning for all Facebook users.

Yeah it wont let you log out.Ive been hogging the pc since 8 cos i cant get logged out.

what came up Birch ? :0

:^0 Birch

his best mans rod

I was saying stuff like 'I'm looking forward to the trip to Amsterdam with my mates next week more than my wedding in August' :_|

which is probably true

:^0

sorry Birch but got to laugh

birchola.... you also left the betfair forum open.

Just tell her you're really keen on canals and tulips then.

Deeply shocking,

serves you right birchola what a horrible thing to say.It most probably is not meant to be speaking like that about getting married.shame on you :-(

did you mention going with a prostitute

What a mess. :(

does any discussion of Amsterdam not give them a mention?

if that was the worst of it birch (and i suspect it wasn't), that's a piece of** to wriggle out of.

There was other stuff. Being really**y and saying how I know what to say to win her round. Women are easy to manipulate etc

It could have been much much worse.

Reckons she's seen me in my true light now though :(

birch, do the same thing tommorrow, i will request you as a friend , we will rip your missus to shreds :^0



























































only kidding m8 gl ;)

should just say it was all bravado

Were you reading it Almagro? :0

That's the exact word I used! 'Bravado' She aint buying into it though.

Where is she now?

Gone to bed now.

tell her you would still like the stag do even if wedding off

just how badly has she taken it ?


maybe you should get in first and kick off at her reading your facebook ;)

That goes without saying. The flights are all booked.

At first I thought she'd somehow hacked it. But I cant really blame her for reading the screen of a laptop I left logged on on the arm of the settee in the lounge.

HAHAHAA

hope you manage to sort it out

Enjoy Amsterdam thou!

Cracking trip...

Literally :D

How did you leave it when she went to bed? At least she's still there and hasn't vanished!

was there any confusion as to how she knew what was said? did you lie about it before you found out you'd left it logged on?

Screensaver + password = no grief

Nah there was no lying. She knew it word for word. She just text me saying I'm a child and she's gonna find a man blah blah blah.

But I cant really blame her for reading the screen of a laptop I left logged on on the arm of the settee in the lounge.

Yes you can - nosey cow - there is such a thing as trust in a marriage you know! Go and wake her up and tell her to pack her bags - the old double bluff - you know it make sense!

tell her you will become a man once married

Good answer ;\

spyker likes a game of brinkmanship :)

Buy her a present to cheer her up like an iron or something :-)

Can't believe it. I had an MSN window with her and the FB chat with my mate. There was me posting a luvvy dovey post to her then posting a**y arrogant comment about it to my mate not knowing she could see both :|

No man looks forward to a wedding, it's a freaking nightmare. Surely your girlfriend realises this Birch.

The solution is simple, remember, women are easy to manipulate:

Do the same again tomorrow but get your mate on the phone at the same time and tell them what to say.

You go all out 'listen, I think you're a bad influence, I can't believe the things I was saying yesterday, I think we should cool off our friendship after the trip'

Get him to say be really harsh with you in a bullying kind of way.

Get home from work to a back on wedding.

So she was doing it on purpose - that's it, where are you? I'm coming round to kick her out myself!

Show her whos boss

Birchola 26 Jan 00:05


Nah there was no lying. She knew it word for word. She just text me saying I'm a child and she's gonna find a man blah blah blah

i am on my way see below :-

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/jonesDM1903_468x893.jpg

Tell her she can have her cake and eat it ;)

Exactly Pokermonster. I was saying to mate I could take it or leave it as far as the wedding's concerned. I've been with her 14 years. What difference does a bit of paper make?

She didnt see it that way.

you'll be proud of that at some point in the future



could spin it and go on the attack a bit, give a bit back, attack is the best form of defence and all that

Pay some speccy IT geek from PC World to explain to her your computer has been attacked by the stagdo stupidity virus.

My advice is to say sorry once, and once only.

or just say sorry and act like it never happened

The only way to get through things like this is to make light of them.

ive said it before and ill say it again.. facebook is evil lol

why couldnt you log out by the way? is there a prob with facebook

could have been worse could have been your secret acct lol

ive said it before and ill say it again.. facebook is evil lol

why couldnt you log out by the way? is there a prob with facebook

could have been worse could have been your secret acct lol

yeah just dont mention it and give her yoru cheeky grin and that when she brings it up

then when she starts laughing come out with "see told him i was right"

I was in a rush to get to work so I forgot to log off :|

Birchola 25 Jan 18:17


As long as Comical Ali's still alive. He was alright.



WTF were you posting about comical ali for during your barny??????

Mind, he would have been funny commenting live on your evening:

'No, there is absolutely no problems with this relationship' with you in the background recieveing a left hook from your missus

Good luck with the make light of it approach if she wants you to man up ffs! PM is right, tell her you're sorry once and you'll do what it takes to make it up to her.

That comical Ali comment was hours before. It only happened about 2 hours ago.

if she wants a man she wont want him to come out with that soppy shyte about doin what it takes to make it up to her ffs

just tell her it was you and you rmate having a lads laugh and joke, ask her to name you three times where you have genuinely done anything really bad to her, wait until she cant reply.. say.. there you go the real proof is in my actions..

and then ask her why or if she didnt trust you enough to read your facebook messages etc.... even though you have nothing to hide.

and if she can name three your fked lol

:|

if you beg for forgiveness (i dont know what you are like in general) then your screwed to be honest.. once they know your submissive to their moaning and moods... your done for

go upstairs bnow and spaff on her chebs for a laugh B-)

now

Im at work 35 miles away.

I reckon even if they are head over heels for the woman, almost all blokes if they were honest would say they were looking forward to the sheer escapism of the stag do more than the stress of what is expected of them on the actual wedding day.

Couldnt have put it better HRH The Lager Khan. Amsterdam aint the stag do though. :|

phone her up them - tell her your doing it to a photo of her chebs

all romantic, like...

Asif you can use Betfair @ work.

Where'd you work?

I've been using Betfair at work for years. One of the perks.

birchola - this is your lady here - I have logged in to bf and am going to lay serena outright at 999-1

yeah but HRH they wouldnt admit to their missus such sensitive ( to the bord) information :)

you really been with her 14 years Birch? :0

Yep Lix. Since I was 17.

christ you must have had a crack at a few of her mates in that time.. dunno why she is so miffed

wow! that's amazing. You obviosly much know each other very well. Do you think she's gonna see you differently from now or does she know you lark about with mates?

Reckon you can get out of this without too much hassle. tough break though :(

I want your job.

I have an office job for a large company where I highly presume Betfair will be blocked :(

bgp - even a couple of women I know feel the same! They get sucked in to what is expected of them in a traditional marriage ceremony and reception through families ext. They want to be married, yes - but should do it on their own terms, not for other people.

You'd never dream of talking to your missus the way you do to your best mates but she's seen it all. Warts and all.

Gonna have to see how she is when I get home later :|

just ignore it, and if she is still miffed use anoher point to prove your not a**.. such as other women.. tell her you didnt mention any etc.. and surely if you were a tool and doing anything really bad thast youd mention it in a secret chat with your best mate... if she dont accept it tell her you need to ask yourselves serious questions about moving forward...

then throw her on the sofa and just nail her senseless... cures all ills for a little while

:^0

I've had almost the exact same issue with my gf, left my facebook account open on her computer and forgot to log out. When she next opened firefox it opened with all the old tabs. She went through my entire inbox - needless to say there is stuff that shouldn't have been said in there (most in blokey chat that means nothing) and she seethed for 2 days.

I can live with a two day seethe.

lol ... get up off the canvas quick and ... ask her ... how things would be ... if you were privvy to her private conversations (about you) ... with her girlfriends :)

thebas finally someone nails the winning answer ;)

and if you really want to hammer that retort home.. be smiling at her when you ask it and dont take your eyes away from hers :) they find it harder to lie than us ;)

:D

smile at her and or grin a little and just say ...

'look love, can you honestly say you have never spoke about me, in a bad way, to any of your mates online? and would you like me to read those convos'

if she dont answer in a few secs or gets indignant your back on top ;)

my heart goes out to you birch, this is the beginning of the end of your life!
She probably boasting 2 all her mates how shes got one up on u now!
i mean how many times will she brig this up over the next 5 years!! good luck mate!

the annoying thing is, she will no doubt have equivalent conversations with her girl friends. as mentioned above, everyone refines there behaviour when with a partner as opposed to mates.

this weekend i ended up going out in a group that consisted of me and 4 female friends, so got a little sneaky glimpse into this world. it was all c0cks, sex positions, bl0wj0b techniques and makeup tips, a fearsome mix. to say they 'cut loose' would be putting it mildly.

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This could be the best thing that has ever happened to you, Birch.

get her some garage flowers and a pot noodle..job done

I think anybody who uses Facebook get more of what they deserve.The fact killers are using it to taunt the family of the people they murdered in cold blood is just typical of the way this country dont do the right things.If they had been given the death penalty in the first place then the familys wouldnt have had to endure more abuse and heartache.

This better be true. :^0

Must be a record that nobody`s suggested "shoot her in the face" yet

Is that after kicking her in the**

Another betfair classic in the making. I love this place.

WALOFS

lol what a great thread

Pokermonster 26 Jan 00:14
My advice is to say sorry once, and once only.
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Then shoot her in the face ? :^0

lmfao 26 Jan 00:53
go upstairs bnow and spaff on her chebs for a laugh
now
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Birchola 26 Jan 00:54
Im at work 35 miles away.
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Then BOY will you impress her when it lands !! :D