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lmfao
21 Jan 10 23:30
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Joking apart - you sound like a life failure - a useless unsuccessful idiot

please tell me you are making this all up :(
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Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:31 PM GMT
THATS ONLY THE BEGINNING YOUR RIGHT
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:32 PM GMT
IM SELFISH AS WELL
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:33 PM GMT
did you really gamble it all away?
Report yorky • January 21, 2010 11:33 PM GMT
can i have 2 cod and some kippers please
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:34 PM GMT
YES ,IM LIVEING PROOF ,OF WHAT A SELFISH FOOL LOOKS LIKE
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:35 PM GMT
SELLFISH NOT SHELL FISH
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:35 PM GMT
yorky's just miffed coz i got the 00.11 message in first
Report Galloping-Carrot • January 21, 2010 11:35 PM GMT
surely do wha is the only sane person on here nowadays!
Report yorky • January 21, 2010 11:35 PM GMT
lol
Report punterfleecer • January 21, 2010 11:36 PM GMT
lmfao, are you a tory?
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:36 PM GMT
why are you like this D W ?


if you are like this and want to find out why - i can tell you how to do it- and how to be happy
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:36 PM GMT
WHAT 00 11 THREAD I DIDNT START THIS THREAD TILL LATER AND ITS 2010 WERE IN JANUARY
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:37 PM GMT
punterfleecer- go wash your mouth out
Report punterfleecer • January 21, 2010 11:37 PM GMT
lmfao, you are a disgrace, why are you yourself like this?
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:37 PM GMT
DW- lol
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:37 PM GMT
YOUR NOT A FAIRY AND GOT A MAGIC WAND HAVE YOU
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:38 PM GMT
punter: i was brought up a trawlerman
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:39 PM GMT
no on both counts DW
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:39 PM GMT
MY MAM TOLD ME TO STAY AWAY FROM SAILORS ,EVERYTIME LARRY GRAYSON CAME ON TV
Report punterfleecer • January 21, 2010 11:40 PM GMT
lmfao, don't really care what you do, but why do you set a thread up with the intention of putting someone down?
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:40 PM GMT
ITS ALLRIGHT IM USED TO IT
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:41 PM GMT
MY ART TEACHER ALLWAYS CALLED MY PICTURES,INSTEAD OF SHOWING ME HOW TO PAINT
Report yorky • January 21, 2010 11:41 PM GMT
my father was a trawler man he used to be away from home months on end, the lack of sex was a problem so lots of men used a certain flat fish whos mouth aparently is the same as a womans f anny, he used to say thats where the expression get your skates on , comes from but as he was nearly always drunk and wearing bright yellow waterproof clothing i didnt believe him
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:43 PM GMT
I NEVER TOLD MY WIFE THAT I WAS TRAUMATISED BY MY ART TEACHER,SHE JUST THINKS I WAS LAZY WHEN SHE ASKED ME TO PAINT THE BEDROOM AND I SAID NO
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:44 PM GMT
yorky- does that make you the spawn of satan :)
Report yorky • January 21, 2010 11:44 PM GMT
its amazing how soon the gloss goes in a marraige
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:44 PM GMT
YORKY YOU KNOW I DONT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT SEX AND FILTH UNLESS ITS TO DO WITHY THE DUSTBIN MEN
Report yorky • January 21, 2010 11:45 PM GMT
lol@ lmfao
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:45 PM GMT
punterfleecer- this is all way over your head old chap- go and have a lie down , there's a good fellow :)
Report sofiakenny • January 21, 2010 11:45 PM GMT
yorky..it wasnt the skates mouth ..you numpty
Report yorky • January 21, 2010 11:45 PM GMT
you should just give them some tinnys like me at christmas
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:46 PM GMT
EVERYBODYS WELLCOME ON MY THREAD SO LONG AS THEY DONT SWEAR AND BE HORRIBLE TO ME
Report yorky • January 21, 2010 11:46 PM GMT
lol, sorry sofia
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:47 PM GMT
oh - it was sofia.....those teeth ...THOSE TEEEEEEETH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Report yorky • January 21, 2010 11:47 PM GMT
id never swear and be horrible to you mr doo dah, your well reveered on here
Report yorky • January 21, 2010 11:48 PM GMT
roflmao@lmao
Report punterfleecer • January 21, 2010 11:48 PM GMT
lmfao, you started this thread knocking someone down

well done

you have no class
Report BillKiller • January 21, 2010 11:48 PM GMT
Do Wah and Bodil, the smartest men on the forum. I'd love to be there if they meet. Maybe they have.
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:48 PM GMT
SOFEE HELLO,WITH ALL THIS TALK ABOUT FISH AND YOU GONE MISSING,I WAS GOING TO SHOUT MAN OVERBOARD,IM GLAD IVE SEEN YOU
Report yorky • January 21, 2010 11:48 PM GMT
even teachers losing their job in modern britain, shocking stuff
Report yorky • January 21, 2010 11:49 PM GMT
have they both got burtons charge cards bill?
Report BillKiller • January 21, 2010 11:51 PM GMT
They're no dummies, Yorky
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:51 PM GMT
THERE YOU GO

BET WON


mY BRO BET ME THAT I COULD NOT START A THREAD ON CHIT CHAT WHICH WOULD GET 20 REPLIES FORM OTHER POSTERS IN 20 MINUTES


I DID IT


ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PRESS THE RIGHT BUTTON
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:51 PM GMT
BODIL IS A VERY INTELLIGENT MAN WITH A DRINK PROBLEM ,IM A VERY UNINTELLEGENT MAN WITH A DRINK PROBLEM ,IF WE HAD MET DRUNK WE WOULDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE OTHER WAS WAS TALKING ABOUT

AND IF WE WAS BOTH SOBER WE WOULDNT KNOW WHAT EACH OTHER WAS TALKING ABOUT ,UNLESS WE HAD AN INTERPRETTER
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:53 PM GMT
SEE TALKING OF DUSTBINS IVE TOOK IT ALL IN AGAIN,YOUVE SEEN MY WEAKNESS AND ARE EXPLOITING IT
Report sofiakenny • January 21, 2010 11:53 PM GMT
i have been busy Do wah....always good to find one of your threads...i think you are so clever that you might be someone famous.
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:54 PM GMT
YOU WAIT TILL I COME BACK ON EARTH AS A DOG WITH AN INTELLIGENT BRAIN,YOU WONT CATCH ME OUT ON HERE THEN ,AND I WILL BITE YOU IF I SEE YOU
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:54 PM GMT
SORRY DO WAH - BUT I WON A PINT ON THIS :)
Report BillKiller • January 21, 2010 11:55 PM GMT
Do Wah, we both know you're intelligent. You would be great, writing in character.

You must have read those books where some guy writes the maddest letters to famous people and publishes their replies. Great stuff. You'd make enough to buy your mam a new house.
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:56 PM GMT
IF I WAS FAMOUS AND HAD MONEY ,I WOULD BE COUNTING MY MONEY UNDER THE BEDCLOTHES AND NOT ON HERE
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:56 PM GMT
punterfleecer 22 Jan 00:48


lmfao, you started this thread knocking someone down




ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO KNOCK SOMEONE DOWN WHEN THEY ARE LYING IN THE GUTTER
Report BillKiller • January 21, 2010 11:57 PM GMT
It's not money they count under the bedclothes on here
Report sofiakenny • January 21, 2010 11:57 PM GMT
but staring at the stars
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 11:58 PM GMT
SHES NEARLY 84 ,IM NOT MOVEING ANYWHERE ,SHES JUST PAID FOR THE OUTSIDE PIPES TO BE MENDED AFTER THE SNOW,WE WANT OUR MONEYS WORTH,
Report yorky • January 21, 2010 11:58 PM GMT
do wah might be lieing in the gutter but hes looking up at the stars

there you go a bit of oscar wilde for you
Report yorky • January 21, 2010 11:59 PM GMT
sofia snap, do you read oscar wilde
Report sofiakenny • January 21, 2010 11:59 PM GMT
only a minute behind me yorkie
Report lmfao • January 21, 2010 11:59 PM GMT
REACH FOR THE STARS



AND YOUJUST MAY NOT END UP WITH A HANDFUL OF MUD
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:00 AM GMT
I USED TO LIE IN THE GUTTER ,LOOKING DOWN ON PEOPLE WHO DIDNT DRINK


DO YOU GET THAT SALFORD A A PROVERB
Report yorky • January 22, 2010 12:00 AM GMT
1.01 sofia is do wahs mam posting on wi fi from the old folks home
Report sofiakenny • January 22, 2010 12:00 AM GMT
only thing i read is the raceing post..spelling courtesy of mr.dwd enterprises
Report yorky • January 22, 2010 12:01 AM GMT
do wah did you get your humour from a vic reeves open university course?
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:01 AM GMT
LEAVE MY SOFEE ALONE HES NOT JUST MY CHRISTMAS FRIEND HES MY FRIEND FOR LIFE,EVEN THOUGH HIS NAMES NOT ROVER
Report sofiakenny • January 22, 2010 12:02 AM GMT
vik reeves is carp..dwd is far far far superior.
Report lmfao • January 22, 2010 12:03 AM GMT
I never saw a man who looked
With such a wistful eye
Upon that little tent of blue
Which prisoners call the sky,
And at every wandering cloud that trailed
Its ravelled fleeces by.
Report yorky • January 22, 2010 12:04 AM GMT
i will have to reserve judgement,on this do wah, some good lines mixed in with utter rubbish, must try harder imho
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:04 AM GMT
VIC REEVES,I DONT UNDERSTAND HIS HUMOUR,I DONT KNOW WHY THEY PICKED HIM FOR GET ME OUT OF THE JUNGLE IM A CELEBRITY,HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE ANYTHING FROM THE JUNGLE,
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:06 AM GMT
YORKY IT MIGHT BE UTTER RUBBISH TO YOU,BUT I WILL RECYCLE ALOT OF IT
Report yorky • January 22, 2010 12:06 AM GMT
no he was poor on that show i agree, think they call his humour abstract
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:06 AM GMT
I CALL IT CRAP
Report yorky • January 22, 2010 12:08 AM GMT
more tour de france than tour de force then do wah
Report sofiakenny • January 22, 2010 12:09 AM GMT
i like laurel and hardy billy connelly peter cook spike milligoon lenny bruce and tommy cooper..all of these i find funny
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:09 AM GMT
PLEASE DONT GET UPSET IF IMNOT TALKING TO YOU,AS HALF THE TIME I DONT KNOW WHO IM TALKING TO ,AND THE OTHER HALF I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT ,AND THE OTHER HALF ,IS ONLY HALF OF IT
Report yorky • January 22, 2010 12:09 AM GMT
good shouts sk
Report yorky • January 22, 2010 12:10 AM GMT
its ok i thought you was a half wit,
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:10 AM GMT
YORKY I DONT SPEAK FRENCH AND SOFEE ,I LOVE YOUR SELECTION BUT I CANT THINK WHO LENNY BRUCE IS AT THE MOMENT
Report lmfao • January 22, 2010 12:11 AM GMT
Do wah Diddy 22 Jan 01:09


PLEASE DONT GET UPSET IF IMNOT TALKING TO YOU,AS HALF THE TIME I DONT KNOW WHO IM TALKING TO ,AND THE OTHER HALF I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT ,AND THE OTHER HALF ,IS ONLY HALF OF IT



Ladies and gentlemen - please refer to my original post.


The prosecution rests.
Report sofiakenny • January 22, 2010 12:12 AM GMT
i am going to gambol on the tennis now..bye bye Do wah ..sea you later pal.
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:12 AM GMT
YORKY IM A 0.5 WIT,IM A NEW AGE DECIMAL OLD AGE WIT
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:12 AM GMT
SEE YOU SOFFE ,LOOK AFTER YOURSELF
Report yorky • January 22, 2010 12:13 AM GMT
do wah ,im only joshing with ya fella
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:13 AM GMT
IMFOE I AGREE WITH YOU ARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN ARGUEMENT
Report sofiakenny • January 22, 2010 12:14 AM GMT
lenny bruce..you will have to google..american..v funny ..language a bit blue but made you realise what a bunch of double standards hypocrits we all are.
Report yorky • January 22, 2010 12:15 AM GMT
im not big into yank humour
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:15 AM GMT
YORKY I KNOW , IF I KNOW ITS OK ,ITS WHEN I DONT KNOW THAT THERES PROBLEMS
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:16 AM GMT
YES ITS COME TO ME ,HES VERY GOOD
Report sofiakenny • January 22, 2010 12:17 AM GMT
yorkie..you either laugh or you dont..if you do its funny..comedy isnt raceist.
Report yorky • January 22, 2010 12:17 AM GMT
do wah you seem a very funny abstract guy, i just wanted to see if i could live with your banter as youve a big following on here, very self indulgent of me, no offence meant
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:18 AM GMT
I DIDNT LIKE THE YANKS TILL I VISITED DISNEYLAND ,AND I REALISED THEY WERNT TAKEING THE MICKY WHEN THEY SAID HAVE A NICE DAY
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:18 AM GMT
IM NOT ABSTRACY ,IM JUST A WALL FLOWER
Report yorky • January 22, 2010 12:19 AM GMT
lol@ do wah, very good
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:20 AM GMT
WE BETTER END IT THERE THEN ,ILL GO AND WATER MYSELF
Report Do wah Diddy • January 22, 2010 12:20 AM GMT
GOOD NIGHT ALL
Report yorky • January 22, 2010 12:20 AM GMT
lol goodnight
Report BillKiller • January 22, 2010 12:24 AM GMT
G'night, Do Wah. Work on the book.
Report Big Charlie • January 22, 2010 12:30 AM GMT
G'night DW
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