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Howdi
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Could they cut his knob off?
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Report the bloob • January 21, 2010 9:00 PM GMT
take all his money away and change his name back to Eldrick, he won't seem so appealing to the ladies then
Report Do wah Diddy • January 21, 2010 9:01 PM GMT
THELL TEACH HIM HOW TO DO CROSSWORDS AND HOW TO DO JIG SAWS
Report garlicbread • January 21, 2010 9:01 PM GMT
Show him pictures of Megan Fox and giving him electric shocks at the same time.

Or pictures of Shannon Matthews and giving him fine whisky and caviar.
Report boxingthefox • January 21, 2010 9:02 PM GMT
Howdi, would that not turn him from a pitcher to a catcher, and just shift the problem to the locker room.
Report Howdi • January 21, 2010 9:04 PM GMT
garlicbread 21 Jan 22:01


Show him pictures of Megan Fox and giving him electric shocks at the same time.

Or pictures of Shannon Matthews and giving him fine whisky and caviar.

:) post of the week imo
Report ReaseHeath • January 21, 2010 9:05 PM GMT
^ except he means Karen Matthews - Shannon is only 10.
Report garlicbread • January 21, 2010 9:05 PM GMT
^ Oh yeah.
Report pamela handerson • January 21, 2010 9:05 PM GMT
absolutely ... I just loved it when she said she'd like Julia Roberts to play her in the film that was being mooted.
Report liamcol • January 21, 2010 9:06 PM GMT
garlicbread 21 Jan 22:01


Show him pictures of Megan Fox and giving him electric shocks at the same time.

That reminded me of a very funny book i read, "indecent exposure" by Tom Sharpe, a brilliantly funny read.
Report Howdi • January 21, 2010 9:06 PM GMT
you tickled me there garlic now i feel dirty
Report garlicbread • January 21, 2010 9:08 PM GMT
I've read a couple of Tom Sharpe's and never really got into him. Same with Pratchett.

I know they are good books, but I just don't appreciate them. Opposite of Dan Brown really.
Report Howdi • January 21, 2010 9:09 PM GMT
this is a thread bout tiger's over active knob not book club.
Report inner city sumo • January 21, 2010 9:10 PM GMT
Send him to Humberside for a month.
Report garlicbread • January 21, 2010 9:10 PM GMT
Sorry. Chemical castration possibly, or just shove him in a room with his Mrs and a 7 iron.
Report Lozzy • January 21, 2010 9:20 PM GMT
Getting it in the hole is inbred in this man's mind. No chance.
Report liamcol • January 21, 2010 9:23 PM GMT
Someone gave me 4 Dan Brown books,
Digital Fortress, Angels & Demons, Deception Point, and The Da Vinci Code, i didn't enjoy any of them.
Report Putitinabox&sellit • January 21, 2010 9:39 PM GMT
Shove a 9 iron up his @rse,watch his no.1 wood pop up,squeeze his ball bag then give him a wedgie :-)
Report Velasquez • January 21, 2010 9:56 PM GMT
The Connolly Treatment - wire brush and Dettol.
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