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Howdi
21 Jan 10 20:59
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Could they cut his knob off?

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By:
the bloob
When: 21 Jan 10 21:00
take all his money away and change his name back to Eldrick, he won't seem so appealing to the ladies then
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 21 Jan 10 21:01
THELL TEACH HIM HOW TO DO CROSSWORDS AND HOW TO DO JIG SAWS
By:
garlicbread
When: 21 Jan 10 21:01
Show him pictures of Megan Fox and giving him electric shocks at the same time.

Or pictures of Shannon Matthews and giving him fine whisky and caviar.
By:
boxingthefox
When: 21 Jan 10 21:02
Howdi, would that not turn him from a pitcher to a catcher, and just shift the problem to the locker room.
By:
Howdi
When: 21 Jan 10 21:04
garlicbread 21 Jan 22:01


Show him pictures of Megan Fox and giving him electric shocks at the same time.

Or pictures of Shannon Matthews and giving him fine whisky and caviar.

:) post of the week imo
By:
ReaseHeath
When: 21 Jan 10 21:05
^ except he means Karen Matthews - Shannon is only 10.
By:
garlicbread
When: 21 Jan 10 21:05
^ Oh yeah.
By:
pamela handerson
When: 21 Jan 10 21:05
absolutely ... I just loved it when she said she'd like Julia Roberts to play her in the film that was being mooted.
By:
liamcol
When: 21 Jan 10 21:06
garlicbread 21 Jan 22:01


Show him pictures of Megan Fox and giving him electric shocks at the same time.

That reminded me of a very funny book i read, "indecent exposure" by Tom Sharpe, a brilliantly funny read.
By:
Howdi
When: 21 Jan 10 21:06
you tickled me there garlic now i feel dirty
By:
garlicbread
When: 21 Jan 10 21:08
I've read a couple of Tom Sharpe's and never really got into him. Same with Pratchett.

I know they are good books, but I just don't appreciate them. Opposite of Dan Brown really.
By:
Howdi
When: 21 Jan 10 21:09
this is a thread bout tiger's over active knob not book club.
By:
inner city sumo
When: 21 Jan 10 21:10
Send him to Humberside for a month.
By:
garlicbread
When: 21 Jan 10 21:10
Sorry. Chemical castration possibly, or just shove him in a room with his Mrs and a 7 iron.
By:
Lozzy
When: 21 Jan 10 21:20
Getting it in the hole is inbred in this man's mind. No chance.
By:
liamcol
When: 21 Jan 10 21:23
Someone gave me 4 Dan Brown books,
Digital Fortress, Angels & Demons, Deception Point, and The Da Vinci Code, i didn't enjoy any of them.
By:
Putitinabox&sellit
When: 21 Jan 10 21:39
Shove a 9 iron up his @rse,watch his no.1 wood pop up,squeeze his ball bag then give him a wedgie :-)
By:
Velasquez
When: 21 Jan 10 21:56
The Connolly Treatment - wire brush and Dettol.
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