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Italian: when i make love to my wife , such is her ecstasy that she vibrates and hovers 6 centimeters above the bed
Frenchman- not to be outdone:
This is nothing - when i make love to my mistress , such is her ecstasy that she vibrates and hovers a full metre above the bed !!
C ockney: I know what yer mean m8 - last night after banging away i got up - walked over to the window - and wiped by C0ck on the curtain
and my wife hit the roof!
Frenchman- not to be outdone:
This is nothing - when i make love to my mistress , such is her ecstasy that she vibrates and hovers a full metre above the bed !!
C ockney: I know what yer mean m8 - last night after banging away i got up - walked over to the window - and wiped by C0ck on the curtain
and my wife hit the roof!
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5/10, prefer the trampoline one with the same punchline
:) 6/10 Please do let the fact that a joke might be old stop you from posting it. There might be some, like me, who have never heard it. Noone had ever told me a dirty joke before I came on the forum, and I would not like it if they did now, but I must admit I do laugh at them. Except for the crude ones.
An Italian Giggolo(?)approaches a lovely blonde in a bar and starts chatting her up.After a while of no progress,he promises that he will "make love to her like no man has ever done before".At this boast,she laughs.
"Ha!,I,ve been married three times and had numerous lovers,what are you going to do that no man has ever done before?"
The Italian leans closer and says,"I will kiss your belly button".
"What?!!",she exclaims,"All my lovers have done that!"
The man grins,"But I will do it from the INSIDE!".
"Ha!,I,ve been married three times and had numerous lovers,what are you going to do that no man has ever done before?"
The Italian leans closer and says,"I will kiss your belly button".
"What?!!",she exclaims,"All my lovers have done that!"
The man grins,"But I will do it from the INSIDE!".
annie - do i take it a quickie is out of the question then?
how crude do you want it for heavens sake? me i give it 7
You have to factor in the fact that the**ney will be forced, due to his natural instinct, to be bull$hitting
did the wife go through the roof cos the**ney was wiped by a c0ck on the curtain?
i don't get it
i don't get it
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