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lmfao
20 Jan 10 16:47
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Italian: when i make love to my wife , such is her ecstasy that she vibrates and hovers 6 centimeters above the bed

Frenchman- not to be outdone:

This is nothing - when i make love to my mistress , such is her ecstasy that she vibrates and hovers a full metre above the bed !!


C ockney: I know what yer mean m8 - last night after banging away i got up - walked over to the window - and wiped by C0ck on the curtain


and my wife hit the roof!

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By:
G1_Jockey_4
When: 20 Jan 10 16:51
:)
By:
cjhornet
When: 20 Jan 10 16:57
5/10, prefer the trampoline one with the same punchline
By:
lmfao
When: 20 Jan 10 17:04
jeez- this is a tough audiance !
By:
Big Charlie
When: 20 Jan 10 17:08
1/10

for a joke at least 25 years old
By:
annie.
When: 20 Jan 10 17:13
:) 6/10 Please do let the fact that a joke might be old stop you from posting it. There might be some, like me, who have never heard it. Noone had ever told me a dirty joke before I came on the forum, and I would not like it if they did now, but I must admit I do laugh at them. Except for the crude ones.
By:
Roquebrune
When: 20 Jan 10 17:24
An Italian Giggolo(?)approaches a lovely blonde in a bar and starts chatting her up.After a while of no progress,he promises that he will "make love to her like no man has ever done before".At this boast,she laughs.
"Ha!,I,ve been married three times and had numerous lovers,what are you going to do that no man has ever done before?"
The Italian leans closer and says,"I will kiss your belly button".
"What?!!",she exclaims,"All my lovers have done that!"
The man grins,"But I will do it from the INSIDE!".
By:
lmfao
When: 20 Jan 10 17:39
annie - do i take it a quickie is out of the question then?
By:
annie.
When: 20 Jan 10 17:59
:p
By:
terry mccann
When: 20 Jan 10 18:20
how crude do you want it for heavens sake? me i give it 7
By:
Live Forever
When: 20 Jan 10 18:51
You have to factor in the fact that the**ney will be forced, due to his natural instinct, to be bull$hitting
By:
punterfleecer
When: 20 Jan 10 19:06
did the wife go through the roof cos the**ney was wiped by a c0ck on the curtain?

i don't get it
By:
Velasquez
When: 21 Jan 10 18:20
I heard this joke in 1979!
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