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20 Jan 10
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Me, wearing a name badge with someone else's name on. Yesterday. A frown. My new badge had not arrived and if I'd been seen by an auditor without a badge we'd have failed.
Arguably, Lucy's badge was not the best one to borrow.
Arguably, Lucy's badge was not the best one to borrow.
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Parking 10 mins over, Nov 2009, fine quashed on appeal, Autistic son
What was the last thing you got done for?
Drunk and resisting the guard
When?
1996
Punishment?
Stern talking to and 24 hours extra duties
Excuse?
I was p!ssed out of my skull on cheap cider
Drunk and resisting the guard
When?
1996
Punishment?
Stern talking to and 24 hours extra duties
Excuse?
I was p!ssed out of my skull on cheap cider
What was the last thing you got done for?
Having a disagreement with a loud mouthed leading hand at work.
When?
1987
Punishment?
Instant dismissal
Excuse?
He ran on to my fist :)
Having a disagreement with a loud mouthed leading hand at work.
When?
1987
Punishment?
Instant dismissal
Excuse?
He ran on to my fist :)
Once was enough. I had the facking hump at the time.
What was the last thing you got done for?
Sex with an underage pineapple in a public place
When?
2007
Punishment?
Had to take out the**ly bits with a tinopener
Excuse?
Tried , but failed to penetrate the coconuts
Sex with an underage pineapple in a public place
When?
2007
Punishment?
Had to take out the**ly bits with a tinopener
Excuse?
Tried , but failed to penetrate the coconuts
What was the last thing you got done for?
Having rather a lengthy disagreement with a mildly deranged woman.
When?
2008-9
Punishment?
9 year sentance then loss of house, children, possesions, dog and a lot of cash before freedom.
Excuse?
A bout of hornyness caused a breakdown in communication between my pants and my brain, again.
Having rather a lengthy disagreement with a mildly deranged woman.
When?
2008-9
Punishment?
9 year sentance then loss of house, children, possesions, dog and a lot of cash before freedom.
Excuse?
A bout of hornyness caused a breakdown in communication between my pants and my brain, again.
Right. 10p in the lol pot please Madam. If this catches on I could make up to £1.40 by christmas.
I fear you may soon automatically divert to the new 20p lol tax bracket Madam for higher lollers. This is of course unless you can prove you live in a lol tax haven.
I used to have a saying, "I'll never leave my wife as I love my house".
Hold on, need to check the tariff. Pretty sure the penalty includes sending photographs of you in compromising positions though.
canny, have you been married? I have never thought of you being married before as you never talk about it.
Annie, here's the good lady on her wedding day:
http://snurl.com/cannybride
http://snurl.com/cannybride
In the name of equality, that goes for Mr Masters too.
Obviously that was before a prolonged and vigorous consummation.
smashing window at chemist in blackpool. 1000 fine
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