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20 Jan 10
22:24
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Me, wearing a name badge with someone else's name on. Yesterday. A frown. My new badge had not arrived and if I'd been seen by an auditor without a badge we'd have failed.
Arguably, Lucy's badge was not the best one to borrow.
Arguably, Lucy's badge was not the best one to borrow.
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Parking 10 mins over, Nov 2009, fine quashed on appeal, Autistic son
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What was the last thing you got done for?
Drunk and resisting the guard When? 1996 Punishment? Stern talking to and 24 hours extra duties Excuse? I was p!ssed out of my skull on cheap cider |
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What was the last thing you got done for?
Having a disagreement with a loud mouthed leading hand at work. When? 1987 Punishment? Instant dismissal Excuse? He ran on to my fist :) |
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'He ran onto my fist 10 times' :(
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Once was enough. I had the facking hump at the time.
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What was the last thing you got done for?
Sex with an underage pineapple in a public place When? 2007 Punishment? Had to take out the**ly bits with a tinopener Excuse? Tried , but failed to penetrate the coconuts |
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What was the last thing you got done for?
Having rather a lengthy disagreement with a mildly deranged woman. When? 2008-9 Punishment? 9 year sentance then loss of house, children, possesions, dog and a lot of cash before freedom. Excuse? A bout of hornyness caused a breakdown in communication between my pants and my brain, again. |
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lol your horniness xxx
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;)
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lol, your highness
lol, your bit of interest |
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show us yer lols. ta.
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lol all.
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I'm bringing in some sort of lol tax.
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This is a marvellous thread btw sparky.
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lol, bito
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Right. 10p in the lol pot please Madam. If this catches on I could make up to £1.40 by christmas.
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You would make lots more than that from me,lol
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I fear you may soon automatically divert to the new 20p lol tax bracket Madam for higher lollers. This is of course unless you can prove you live in a lol tax haven.
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ROFL ( do I incur a surcharge ? )
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I used to have a saying, "I'll never leave my wife as I love my house".
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Hold on, need to check the tariff. Pretty sure the penalty includes sending photographs of you in compromising positions though.
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ROFLMAYO
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canny, have you been married? I have never thought of you being married before as you never talk about it.
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:p your highness
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Annie, here's the good lady on her wedding day:
http://snurl.com/cannybride |
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In the name of equality, that goes for Mr Masters too.
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ROFL, Ken
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Obviously that was before a prolonged and vigorous consummation.
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smashing window at chemist in blackpool. 1000 fine
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