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For me Elvis would just be unreal.For so many reasons.
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Myself.
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why ?
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great shout re-Elvis :)
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Cassonova because I like being just as i am!
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Nomadic Way 15 Jan 16:57
why ? Because i'd be an ultra-cool frontman of the best rock band in history. |
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^so you dont mind being uglythen
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Lynott had charisma most of these keyboard gigolos can only dream of.
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My twin brother
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Burt Bacharach
I'd have written great songs and made lots of money and had the pick of a lot of nice women in the most exciting decade of all time. |
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keyboard gigolos?? richard clayderman, russ conway, liberace?
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Richard Stilgoe
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Prima Donna 15 Jan 17:06
^so you dont mind being uglythen Don't think Lynott had any problems getting the girls. ;) |
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He may not of, but I bet you do
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I post on the betfair forum, I'm suprised you worked it out.
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Elvis Presley in 1968
or Paul McCartney in the Beatles. |
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HRH The Lager Khan 15 Jan 17:29
Richard Stilgoe and remember life Stilgoeson. |
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That is an unusual choice, your highness lager khan. Why? I had heard of him but I had to look him up in wiki. Come to think of it he reminds me of you, witty etc, mechanical digger (shovel monkey) - but he went to Cambridge, so I think he can spell :)
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Raquel Welch sose i could feel me own t1ts .
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A man
1) I could go in a bookies and not feel uncomfortable 2) I could post on chit chat and not feel uncomfortable 3) I could play poker live and not feel uncomfortable 4) I could go to a football match and not feel uncomfortable 5) I could go into a pub and not feel uncomfortable 6) I could buy porn and not feel uncomfortable 7) I could have all the sex I wanted and not feel uncomfortable - not like now when it is natures joke that I could have loads of sex but I would then be a slapper. 8) I could stop worrying and caring too much 9) I could not be so fussy about who to share my life with |
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my g/f
then i would know how lucky i am to be going out with myself |
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A man
10) Guaranteed orgasm every time |
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John Lennon
or Do Wah Diddy youknow, whateva |
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annie, to find out if women really (really) have it so hard!
Lots of female bosses in my work, most have got there just because they are female and what a useless, **y bunch they truly are! |
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id come back as errol flyn
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Prima Donna 15 Jan 17:04
Cassonova because I like being just as i am! what's that? semi-literate? |
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Rosie Webster
and id just stare at my posters throughout the day |
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annie.
This could take some explaining! The Richard Stilgoe post was in response to the keyboard giggolo post by Shergar! The keyboard giggalo post was in response to Prima Donna who seems to think he is Hugh Hefner having a pop at the great Phil Lynott! Mr Stilgoe is indeed a very clever and witty bloke nonetheless! |
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the libertine, I was not having a go at men. In my case I think I got an extra dose of tegesterone at birth so I have a lot of male hobbies, racing, football, poker, etc which is not compatible with being a female. Do not get me wrong, I am a very feminine woman, long fair hair to my waist, cry easily, soppy about animals, etc but life would be easier if I was a man.
I agree with you about women having it easy, especially at work. I used to get almost every job I applied for, and although I was good at my job I think my looks played an important part. They say men's brains are in their trousers! |
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Bobby Crush cos he's got such a lovely smile
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annie - suprised you want to be a bloke. All you say is true but it does come with the achilles heel that you can be rendered an instant gibbering, horny shambles by the faintest hint of encouragement from a woman!
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annie....cos she sounds like me in a skirt!
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I would love that, your highness. I am so jaded with men at the moment. The last drink I had with a man on New Years Eve, I left after about an hour! I would not mind but I had been fancying him for a while and he is a horseracing fan and chess player - so it should have been perfect, but unfortunatel not. Maybe it is because he did not make me laugh?
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* unfortunately*
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thanks, libertine :)
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chess player should have had the alarm bells ringing imo!
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annie, I would love to tickle your fancy! I would try anyway. Not been on a date in ages. I used to love going on dates, but I haven't had the inclination.
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btw, you ever check out that book i recommended, annie? the snapper by roddy doyle.
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That's a shame. I think you go in cycles as you get a bit older of wanting someone or convincing yourself you are not that needy and are happy where you are at! You'll probably find someone where and when you least expect it.
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Annie
'..............I am a very feminine woman, long fair hair to my waist, cry easily, soppy about animals, etc but life would be easier if I was a man' Time for a beard trim methinks. |