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Joe Jordan
15 Jan 10 10:37
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.....A plumber dies and being a good man heads for heaven ...but on the road to the Pearly gates ..the Devil tempts him with offers of Drink, fags and women for eternity ...
One day God hears about him , and that he has set to work on Hells amenities , and has put in running water , air conditioning and flush toilets installed ....
God is livid and says to the Devil .."He was a good man and should be up here in Heaven with us ."
The Devil says "I like having a good plumber around ..Im keeping him "
God says "Send him back up here or I'll sue you"
The Devil says "Oh Yeah ?..and where are you going to find a Solicitor in Heaven ?.."
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Report Five By Five • January 15, 2010 10:46 AM GMT
:|
Report Ken Masters • January 15, 2010 10:47 AM GMT
Looks like it might rain a bit later.
Report The Magic Flea • January 15, 2010 12:40 PM GMT
I'm up it
Report Cranedo • January 15, 2010 12:47 PM GMT
0/10
Report Ovalman. • January 15, 2010 12:49 PM GMT
If Orioles is the forums solicitor does that mean he does a lot of soliciting?
Report annie. • January 15, 2010 1:00 PM GMT
:) Ovalman
Report Roquebrune • January 15, 2010 1:07 PM GMT

Ken Masters 15 Jan 11:47


Looks like it might rain a bit later.


Big LOL!
Report Joe Jordan • January 15, 2010 1:10 PM GMT
so just the 2 funnies then ...mine + ovalmans :D
Report orioles • January 15, 2010 1:15 PM GMT
SOLICITOR?

I'd sue, if any of you shut-in deadbeats had any money.

I think you'll find Sib's bona fides are considerably more persuasive than mine; he got the talent, I got the looks.
Report Dark Destroyer • January 15, 2010 1:23 PM GMT
Not a joke but I have my elderly parents round this afternoon. Racing on naturally.

My father (85) has just seen the "Go Compare" ad and is now informing us "that bloke is in a lot of programmes these days".
Report .¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> • January 15, 2010 1:25 PM GMT
in that advert with the roller skating babies my mother in law thought is was done by using small actors
Report Big Charlie • January 15, 2010 3:48 PM GMT
FFS
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