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.....A plumber dies and being a good man heads for heaven ...but on the road to the Pearly gates ..the Devil tempts him with offers of Drink, fags and women for eternity ...
One day God hears about him , and that he has set to work on Hells amenities , and has put in running water , air conditioning and flush toilets installed ....
God is livid and says to the Devil .."He was a good man and should be up here in Heaven with us ."
The Devil says "I like having a good plumber around ..Im keeping him "
God says "Send him back up here or I'll sue you"
The Devil says "Oh Yeah ?..and where are you going to find a Solicitor in Heaven ?.."
One day God hears about him , and that he has set to work on Hells amenities , and has put in running water , air conditioning and flush toilets installed ....
God is livid and says to the Devil .."He was a good man and should be up here in Heaven with us ."
The Devil says "I like having a good plumber around ..Im keeping him "
God says "Send him back up here or I'll sue you"
The Devil says "Oh Yeah ?..and where are you going to find a Solicitor in Heaven ?.."
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Looks like it might rain a bit later.
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I'm up it
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0/10
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If Orioles is the forums solicitor does that mean he does a lot of soliciting?
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:) Ovalman
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Ken Masters 15 Jan 11:47 Looks like it might rain a bit later. Big LOL! |
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so just the 2 funnies then ...mine + ovalmans :D
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SOLICITOR?
I'd sue, if any of you shut-in deadbeats had any money. I think you'll find Sib's bona fides are considerably more persuasive than mine; he got the talent, I got the looks. |
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Not a joke but I have my elderly parents round this afternoon. Racing on naturally.
My father (85) has just seen the "Go Compare" ad and is now informing us "that bloke is in a lot of programmes these days". |
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in that advert with the roller skating babies my mother in law thought is was done by using small actors
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FFS
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