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Gene Hackman
15 Jan 10 14:00
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How come you can't cut an unsliced loaf straight?
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Report kingfisher 23 • January 15, 2010 2:01 PM GMT
STEADY HAND REQUIRED
Report slartybartfast. • January 15, 2010 2:01 PM GMT
no wnaking-strengthened wrist imo
Report redbag • January 15, 2010 2:02 PM GMT
there are no ladies on chit chat
Report annie. • January 15, 2010 2:04 PM GMT
redbag :p
Report Gene Hackman • January 15, 2010 2:04 PM GMT
without fail,Mrs Hackman always cuts it between 30 and 40 degrees to the perpendicular.
Is it a female thing?
Report Gene Hackman • January 15, 2010 2:05 PM GMT
btw Big Charlie will be along later to ask what an unsliced loaf is imo.
Report annie. • January 15, 2010 2:06 PM GMT
slartybartfast

women do w a n k, you know
Report redbag • January 15, 2010 2:08 PM GMT
soz annie i forgot about you :p
Report Gene Hackman • January 15, 2010 2:08 PM GMT
ffs Annie.
I start a thread about cutting bread and within 5 minutes you get to w a n k ing.
Haven't you got some ironing to do or some children to feed?
Report HRH The Lager Khan • January 15, 2010 2:09 PM GMT
Or some w a n k to mop up?
Report redbag • January 15, 2010 2:11 PM GMT
women need to strum sometimes
Report RoyClaytonsTash • January 15, 2010 2:11 PM GMT
Doughbags
Report annie. • January 15, 2010 2:12 PM GMT
Gene, I did not start the w a n k i n g, slartybartfast did. I do not iron and I have no children.
Report Dr Crippen • January 15, 2010 2:12 PM GMT
there are no ladies on chit chat

That's not true.
I enquired on here about what is the best mix for bricklaying mortar, and got more replies from the ladies than the men.
Report redbag • January 15, 2010 2:14 PM GMT
annie. 15 Jan 15:12


Gene, I did not start the w a n k i n g, slartybartfast did. I do not iron and I have no children.




my kinda woman :x
Report annie. • January 15, 2010 2:15 PM GMT
:)
Report boxingthefox • January 15, 2010 2:23 PM GMT
annie. you may not have started w-a-n-k-ing, but you have instigated it!















I'll get me coat
Report annie. • January 15, 2010 2:25 PM GMT
I'll get me coat

or a tissue?
Report redbag • January 15, 2010 2:27 PM GMT
:^0 can i watch
Report boxingthefox • January 15, 2010 2:28 PM GMT
The tissues are in my coat pocket!!!!
Report HRH The Lager Khan • January 15, 2010 2:30 PM GMT
Typical. Chit Chat is cracking one off whilst Gene Hackman is still looking glumly at the shambles of a cheese and pickle sandwich his wife made.
Report boxingthefox • January 15, 2010 2:31 PM GMT
It's the best thing since sliced bread, HRH.
Report annie. • January 15, 2010 2:33 PM GMT
lol, your highness :) 7/10
Report annie. • January 15, 2010 2:35 PM GMT
redbag 15 Jan 15:27
:^0 can i watch


Actually, men would learn a lot if they did watch a woman masturbating - it would make them better lovers.
Report HRH The Lager Khan • January 15, 2010 2:36 PM GMT
The reason women can't cut bread straight is probably due to a lifetime of lies about measurements and angles from blokes!
Report boxingthefox • January 15, 2010 2:40 PM GMT
My 6 year old son burst ito the bedroom one night during rumpy, and started shouting I WANNA WATCH, we got him a Timex.
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