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cannnyman
12 Jan 10 15:06
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A little girl was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour looked over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you doing?"

"My goldfish died,"the little girl said with tears in her eyes, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

The little girl patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your f......g cat."
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Report mittheimp • January 12, 2010 3:07 PM GMT
8.5
Report Child of the Rafalution • January 12, 2010 3:07 PM GMT
6/10 raised a smile
Report kingfisher 23 • January 12, 2010 3:07 PM GMT
1
Report La Parata • January 12, 2010 3:08 PM GMT
Reckon it's worth 8/10.
Report mitchell downie • January 12, 2010 3:08 PM GMT
average of 5.167 so far, thanks for scoring.
Report gleeman • January 12, 2010 3:09 PM GMT
I'll give it 7/10 - good effort.
Report monsieur p • January 12, 2010 3:09 PM GMT
raised an inperceptible smile

7.5
Report Dan Chipowski • January 12, 2010 3:09 PM GMT
Posted before on here wasn't it?

Minus a point for lack of originality.

3/10
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • January 12, 2010 3:10 PM GMT
7/10 - if it had been a budgie instead of a goldfish then 8/10
Report postmanblod • January 12, 2010 3:10 PM GMT
2 from me im afraid
Report mitchell downie • January 12, 2010 3:10 PM GMT
impressive scoring in the main.
Report blackjackking • January 12, 2010 3:12 PM GMT
-8

hth
Report mitchell downie • January 12, 2010 3:12 PM GMT
test
Report mitchell downie • January 12, 2010 3:13 PM GMT
how come my names changed? weird.
Report annie. • January 12, 2010 3:17 PM GMT
7/10
Report Hoss • January 12, 2010 3:19 PM GMT
7/10 from me:D
Report REPORTED^ • January 13, 2010 1:19 AM GMT
4/20
Report BillKiller • January 13, 2010 1:23 AM GMT
first time I've ever heard a story about a goldfish buggering a cat
Report cunnybobbler • January 13, 2010 1:29 AM GMT
not so much a joke as an advert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmqYiAgAl88
Report SuperSuperShire • January 13, 2010 1:44 AM GMT
a respectable 7
Report Ovalman. • January 13, 2010 8:59 AM GMT
20/10 as a cat was harmed in this joke.
Report canaryboy • January 13, 2010 9:01 AM GMT
what's so funny about a dead cat

i thought cannyman like cats

i'm pretty shocked by this stunning about turn
Report clarkson • January 13, 2010 9:08 AM GMT
7
Report casemoney • January 13, 2010 9:10 AM GMT
was this a 3 legged cat and was the neighbour
a pedo lesbian ?
Report Capt__F • January 13, 2010 9:29 AM GMT
oill give it foive
Report Bamboo • January 13, 2010 9:32 AM GMT
8.5
Report Far From Trouble • January 13, 2010 9:35 AM GMT
3/10, feeling generous
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