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A little girl was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour looked over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you doing?"
"My goldfish died,"the little girl said with tears in her eyes, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
The little girl patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your f......g cat."
"My goldfish died,"the little girl said with tears in her eyes, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
The little girl patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your f......g cat."
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6/10 raised a smile
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Reckon it's worth 8/10.
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average of 5.167 so far, thanks for scoring.
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I'll give it 7/10 - good effort.
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raised an inperceptible smile
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Posted before on here wasn't it?
Minus a point for lack of originality. 3/10 |
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7/10 - if it had been a budgie instead of a goldfish then 8/10
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2 from me im afraid
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impressive scoring in the main.
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test
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how come my names changed? weird.
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7/10 from me:D
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4/20
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first time I've ever heard a story about a goldfish buggering a cat
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not so much a joke as an advert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmqYiAgAl88 |
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a respectable 7
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20/10 as a cat was harmed in this joke.
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what's so funny about a dead cat
i thought cannyman like cats i'm pretty shocked by this stunning about turn |
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was this a 3 legged cat and was the neighbour
a pedo lesbian ? |
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oill give it foive
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3/10, feeling generous
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