My wife just asked me if I'm up for it tonight.....

5 viagra and a cold shower

shes having an affair (NAP)

Fish and
*****
with Vinigar

THEN

:)

The Dragon 09 Jan 19:43


shes having an affair (NAP)


and she hasnt seen him for ages

damn!

Maybe the snow why she can't see the fellow.

What snow?

She's asking if you're staying up to watch The Undateables on Channel 4 tonight.

Apparently it's about, well people like us on this forum (not mememe obviously).

Then she's going to take you upstairs and ravish you.

That's what she means.

I should have added the to make sure you're up for it (as you asked in your post), get your head down now for half an hour.
One thing women don't like is when their bloke goes to sleep when they're watching the telly.

I never mind it when Mr Makybe goes to sleep watching the telly. Especially if it's boring old F1. It means I can watch what I want then.
I can't do it suddeny or he wakes up.

What I have to do is gradually turn the volume down, change channels, then gradually turn it up again

drug his coffee,makybe,will save on remote batteries.

Good thinking.

Jan 10, 2017 -- 5:12PM, Makybe_Diva wrote:

I never mind it when Mr Makybe goes to sleep watching the telly. Especially if it's boring old F1. It means I can watch what I want then.I can't do it suddeny or he wakes up. What I have to do is gradually turn the volume down, change channels, then gradually turn it up again

That's a really sad post. Why does he have the say on what to watch?

We watch what I want most of the time but ne does like his F1.

That's good. Can't stand F1 either.