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Go on then Munch Man.
How old are you? Forty. Are you married or single? Single. Are you a profesional gambler? No. If not, what is your occupation? Retired. What is your IQ? Not sure. Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Yes. What forums do you post on? Snooker, Darts, Poker, Financials, Politics and Chit Chat. If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? The Green Party. Blondes or brunettes? I change my mind on this regularly. Today, I'll say brunettes. Have you ever been in prison? Yes. Which other forumite do you most respect? I show equal respect to all forumites, good and bad. BDO or PDC? PDC. Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers. Are you religious? Do you ever drink and drive? No, but I'd be lying if I said never. Are you a smoker? No. Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes. Would you pose nude for £1000? No. When do I get my free vouchers? |
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How old are you? 21
Are you married or single? Single Are you a profesional gambler? No If not, what is your occupation? Student What is your IQ? Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Yes What forums do you post on? Cricket, Tennis, Football, Chit Chat, Irish Sports If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Nobody Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes Have you ever been in prison? No Which other forumite do you most respect? lfcking but he's not around anymore. Steptoes Yard is a great lad. BDO or PDC? PDC Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers (just) Are you religious? Yes Do you ever drink and drive? Hmmmm. Done it once yes. Are you a smoker? No Do you support the smoking ban in public places? No Would you pose nude for £1000? Yes |
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How old are you? 28
Are you married or single? 5 wives Are you a profesional gambler? no If not, what is your occupation? High Court Judge What is your IQ? 210 Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? yes What forums do you post on? Chit chat & poker If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? My Party Blondes or brunettes? Brunette Have you ever been in prison? Does school count? Which other forumite do you most respect? Myself BDO or PDC? AA Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Nightingales Are you religious? no Do you ever drink and drive? no Are you a smoker? no Do you support the smoking ban in public places? yes Would you pose nude for £1000? No |
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Sounds like a great bit of fun :-)
How old are you? 27 Are you married or single? single Are you a profesional gambler? Yes If not, what is your occupation? What is your IQ? 114 Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? No What forums do you post on? chit chat/greyhounds If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? BNP Blondes or brunettes? Not fussed. Have you ever been in prison? Yes only for 6 hours though. Which other forumite do you most respect? checkboxes BDO or PDC? PDC Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawtly Towers Are you religious? Atheist Do you ever drink and drive? No Are you a smoker? No Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes Would you pose nude for £1000? Yes |
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How old are you? 29
Are you married or single? single Are you a profesional gambler? no If not, what is your occupation? unemployed at moment What is your IQ? 128 Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? yes What forums do you post on? chit chat, darts and football If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Tories Blondes or brunettes? Blondes Have you ever been in prison? no Which other forumite do you most respect? Quite a few, except Canary boy as to get respect, you have to give respect. BDO or PDC? pdc Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Blackadder Are you religious? no, but I believe in ghosts Do you ever drink and drive? no Are you a smoker? Only when I drink Do you support the smoking ban in public places? no Would you pose nude for £1000? I'd pose topless, but not nude as I have a funny shaped todger. |
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How old are you? As old as the last women I felt, who was 38
Are you married or single? Neither-ish Are you a profesional gambler? I wish! Was a fairly decent judge once, no longer! If not, what is your occupation? Shovel monkey/ Landscaper at the moment What is your IQ? No idea, but not high. I isn't edumacated. Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? I can do miracles with my tongue What forums do you post on? Here, football, formerly horse racing. If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? I'd want to vote Green, think about Lib Dem but would ultimately screw up the paper. Blondes or brunettes? Don't care - eyes and smile are what I notice. Have you ever been in prison? No Which other forumite do you most respect? There are a few good eggs, Do Wah for comedy and GT always seems a decent fellow. BDO or PDC? No contest Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Both classic Are you religious? Agnostic pretty much Do you ever drink and drive? No, and I'd shoot those that do Are you a smoker? No Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Only where there are kids or food is being served. Would you pose nude for £1000? I'd do it for a couple of pints |
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annie will be dripping when she see your 6th answer hrh.
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How old are you? 21
Are you married or single? Single Are you a profesional gambler? No If not, what is your occupation? Work for the DWP What is your IQ? Last time I did one of those joke tests on the internet it was 138 or so Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Yes What forums do you post on? Football, cricket, chit-chat If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? I am a small-state liberal and currently don't believe any party in the UK adequately represents my views. If I was German I would vote FDP, they are closest to representing my political beliefs Blondes or brunettes? Blondes. Although hot redheads are better than blondes, but blondes are better than ugly redheads Have you ever been in prison? No Which other forumite do you most respect? The intelligent ones. Can never remember any names BDO or PDC? PDC Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Both great, Blackadder just wins though Are you religious? No Do you ever drink and drive? No, but having grown up in a rural area I do believe context comes into play a bit. If it's a trusted mate who's a careful driver giving me a lift using quiet roads after 2 pints it's not so much of a problem. Are you a smoker? Yeh, 6 or 7 a day. Need to quit. Do you support the smoking ban in public places? I didn't at the time, but in hindsight I was wrong. Smoking areas outside clubs are great to meet girls. Would you pose nude for £1000? Yeh, I'm not sure anyone would want to look though. |
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:) It's true mate - I'm a lizard
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i visited alcatraz last year annie
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How old are you? 29
Are you married or single? Single Are you a profesional gambler? No If not, what is your occupation? Online sales What is your IQ? no idea really, somewhere between 120-130 maybe Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? No What forums do you post on? Chit Chat If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? None of them Blondes or brunettes? Depends which has the bigger knockers Have you ever been in prison? No, but reckon its a matter of time Which other forumite do you most respect? Pokermonster, Nirvana, JJ BDO or PDC? PDC, cos the other is a joke! Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers Are you religious? Not at all Do you ever drink and drive? No, im t-total Are you a smoker? No Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes, id ban it completely Would you pose nude for £1000? Yes, would do it for free if any ladies wanna male model |
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Seem to be a lot of criminals on this forum
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Which other forumite do you most respect? Quite a few, except Canary boy as to get respect, you have to give respect
:^0 Also, PMSL at abitofinterest's balnket commment |
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How old are you? 31
Are you married or single? single Are you a profesional gambler? no If not, what is your occupation? sports arbitrage What is your IQ? 141 Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? no What forums do you post on? tennis/general/chit chat If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? none of them Blondes or brunettes? brunettes Have you ever been in prison? no Which other forumite do you most respect? rob dylan BDO or PDC? PDC Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers Are you religious? No Do you ever drink and drive? It has happened in the past Are you a smoker? No Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes Would you pose nude for £1000? No |
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must be the highest average IQ of all forums in the world bar mensa on here
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im also not amazed at the number of single men on here lol
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Single just means unmarried imo.Well that is what I took it to mean!
I'm never getting married, I know that for sure B-) |
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How old are you? 26
Are you married or single?..... Are you a profesional gambler?no If not, what is your occupation?........ What is your IQ?very high of course Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape?wouldn't you like to know What forums do you post on?stalk me and see If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for?Australian Labor Party Blondes or brunettes?brunettes Have you ever been in prison?no Which other forumite do you most respect?dan chipowski BDO or PDC?pdc Fawlty Towers or Blackadder?frasier Are you religious?a bit Do you ever drink and drive?i only do one of them Are you a smoker?sometimes Do you support the smoking ban in public places?yes Would you pose nude for £1000?if you can find a wide angle lense... |
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good response thank you. i shall collate the information later. some things stand out - not surprising everybody claims to be so clever, but the most surprising is how many people have done time! i was expecting one, maybe two.
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and i see i have attracted TWO tribute threads. what an honour!
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How old are you? 57
Are you married or single? married Are you a profesional gambler? no If not, what is your occupation? building industry What is your IQ? i like to think above average but don't know Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? no What forums do you post on? golf, chit chat If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? tory Blondes or brunettes? blondes Have you ever been in prison? no Which other forumite do you most respect? andy murray BDO or PDC? pdc Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? fawlty towers Are you religious? yes Do you ever drink and drive? no Are you a smoker? yes Do you support the smoking ban in public places? yes Would you pose nude for £1000? no |
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going back to the iq thing - how does everybody know? they take an online one, do it in a book, or what?
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i suppose so.
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They make it up judging by some of the scores.
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How old are you? 44.
Are you married or single? Married. Are you a profesional gambler? No, but I fund several. If not, what is your occupation? It says 'Author' on my passport, but I lied about my height too. What is your IQ? I've no idea. Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Yes. What forums do you post on? Chit Chat, North American. If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? CPB Blondes or brunettes? No preference. Have you ever been in prison? Many, many times, but they usually let me out the same day. Which other forumite do you most respect? You're joking. BDO or PDC? BDO. Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers. Are you religious? No. Do you ever drink and drive? No. Are you a smoker? The occasional cigar. Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes. Would you pose nude for £1000? Yes, in the certain knowledge I would be offered 100 times that amount to get dressed again immediately. |
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How old are you? 40
Are you married or single? single Are you a profesional gambler? no If not, what is your occupation? betting office cashier, manager and jt owner What is your IQ? not a clue, low id say Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? stupid question What forums do you post on? chit, irish, footie, usa and horse If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? dont vote, never did Blondes or brunettes? dead heat Have you ever been in prison? never Which other forumite do you most respect? DO WA DIDDY BDO or PDC? the one on SKY Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? fawlty NAP!! Are you religious? a little Do you ever drink and drive? non drinker Are you a smoker? non smoker Do you support the smoking ban in public places? YES Would you pose nude for £1000? NO |
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Easter 1916 08 Jan 13:37
going back to the iq thing - how does everybody know? they take an online one, do it in a book, or what? MENSA - 1991 - on my 40th birthday. I landed quite a few bets in my local when I passed. And my best score watching University Challenge was 23, but that was many years ago, struggle to get to 10 these days. |
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married semi courier no none of them all** both no cool eddy fawlty no no yes yes |
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How old are you? 39
Are you married or single? single Are you a profesional gambler? no If not, what is your occupation? Sadly not working at the moment, working on it :p What is your IQ? Normal Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape?wouldn't you like to know What forums do you post on? chit chat, horse, football, greyhounds,darts If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? No one they are all bad as each other Blondes or brunettes? Blondes Have you ever been in prison? no Which other forumite do you most respect? So many good people around on here, can't favour people ;) BDO or PDC? PDC Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers Are you religious? No Do you ever drink and drive? No Are you a smoker? Occassional Do you support the smoking ban in public places? No Would you pose nude for £1000? Yes and give it to charity ;) Good luck all :) |
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How many of these still around ?
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How old are you? 48
Are you married or single? married Are you a profesional gambler? no If not, what is your occupation? tree surgeon What is your IQ? dunno Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? sort of What forums do you post on? cricket, footy, chit chat, politics If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? ukip Blondes or brunettes? long blonde Have you ever been in prison? not yet Which other forumite do you most respect? too many to mention. Even the ones I disagree with would be good to meet. Most on here are good eggs I reckon. BDO or PDC? neither Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? fawlty towers by a head. Are you religious? Spiritual, supporter of the christian tradition. Do you ever drink and drive? maybe 1 pint Are you a smoker? no Do you support the smoking ban in public places? yes, I think it was an incredible change. Would you pose nude for £1000? no. |
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signal pass egg shell repairer 0 acdc financials Mrs May blond - with a suntan no ron the ruskie BDO or PDC? pass, as I don't know either Blackadder Not religious, per se but yes. often yup absolutely I'd pose nude for £10 |
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^ from each viewer, afore ye get yer hopes up!
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How old are you? 50
Are you married or single? Divorced, have a girlfriend. Are you a profesional gambler? No. If not, what is your occupation? I own a letting agency in London. What is your IQ? Not sure, I do OK in pub quizzes usually. Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Most definitely. What forums do you post on? Chit chat, horse racing, rugby union and football when Crystal Palace are playing. If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Conservative. Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes with big brown eyes. Have you ever been in prison? Never. Which other forumite do you most respect? Too many to mention but if I had to pick one forumite over the last 16 years I would pick Clarkson. BDO or PDC? No idea what that question means. Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers by a distance. Are you religious? Atheist, I was excused R.E.at school as I refused to get involved in religion. Do you ever drink and drive? Never. Are you a smoker? Yes and no, I can go months not smoking and it doesn't bother me but sometimes have an e-cig every now and then. Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Most definitely. Would you pose nude for £1000? No, I'm not that desperate for a grand so no. |
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I'm going to have to up my "posing nude" fee to £10,000 ...
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How old are you? 47
Are you married or single? Married with three kids. Are you a profesional gambler? Gambler and bookmaker. If not, what is your occupation? Gambler and bookmaker. What is your IQ? I have never had it tested but I'm sure I would be in the 'genius' percentile.  Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Yep. What forums do you post on? Chit chat, horse racing, cricket and occasionally football. If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Conservative. Blondes or brunettes? Blonde. Have you ever been in prison? Never. Which other forumite do you most respect? Not sure about 'respect' but I have very similar interests and music taste to Screamingbeneaththewaves. BDO or PDC? Neither. Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Both. Are you religious? Atheist. Do you ever drink and drive? Never. Are you a smoker? Yes, about 10 Malboro Red a day although I tell my wife it's only about 3 or 4. Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Of course not. Would you pose nude for £1000? No. Like Slippy says, don't need the money and probably wouldn't do it for a million. |
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How old are you? On borrowed time
Are you married or single? Married Are you a profesional gambler? No If not, what is your occupation? Unpaid domestic appliance operative, chauffeur, bag carrier and children's entertainer. What is your IQ? Too modest to post it on here Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? Just tried and er, no What forums do you post on? Cricket and Chit chat If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Conservative Blondes or brunettes? It's all in the mind Have you ever been in prison? Many times as a visitor Which other forumite do you most respect? Everyone who is still here, Dstyle in particular, Vel and Zorro BDO or PDC? Can someone decipher these, please? Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Fawlty Towers Are you religious? Religion is both the curse and opiate of mankind, so No Do you ever drink and drive? I don't drink alcohol Are you a smoker? Have never smoked Do you support the smoking ban in public places? Yes, it brings on my asthma and is a nuisance to others. Would you pose nude for £1000? Don't need the money, so No |
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How old are you? I am not old at all.
Are you married or single? neither. Are you a profesional gambler? depends upon your definition of professional. If not, what is your occupation? see above What is your IQ? depends which online test I take. Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? does this make a person special  What forums do you post on? football-chit chat-tennis occassionally on the rare occurace a match thread is made for one. If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? I have never voted, it wouldn't make a difference. Blondes or brunettes? brunettes who dye their hair blonde. Have you ever been in prison? no. Which other forumite do you most respect? there are 3 or 4 whose posts nail every arguement/debate/point in hand, i.e. they are well balanced and unbiased which is all you can ask. BDO or PDC? what is this ? Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? fawlty towers, blackadder is overrated, middle class pap. Are you religious? no, born a free spirit. Do you ever drink and drive? yes, water. Are you a smoker? no Do you support the smoking ban in public places? 100% and it should be extended to ALL public places, i.e the streets, why should I have to breath in other people's dirty habits ? Would you pose nude for £1000? a easy choice between money and dignity.....MONEY  .... no I wouldn't. |
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Please fill in the following form so we can get to know everybody a bit better.
How old are you? Okay Are you married or single? 41 Are you a profesional gambler? Don't make me laugh If not, what is your occupation? No What is your IQ? I sell stuff on the internet Can you roll your tongue into a tube shape? About 120 What forums do you post on? Depends on the shape of the tube If the general election was tomorrow who would you vote for? Chit Chat Blondes or brunettes? Not Theresa May Have you ever been in prison? You don't know when the lights are out Which other forumite do you most respect? Slade BDO or PDC? Tommy Toes Fawlty Towers or Blackadder? Don't know the difference Are you religious? Fawlty Towers Do you ever drink and drive? Not so you'd notice Are you a smoker? My hands shake too much Do you support the smoking ban in public places? I used to but I stopped Would you pose nude for £1000? If people want it, who am I to say no? |
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I'm surprised at how high your IQ is.
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