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07 Jan 10
20:41
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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f****d?'
The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f****d?'
The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
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:D deary me
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stub-ist
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It is no surprise that out of only three that replied to this thread titled 'FEMALE COMPASSION' two were women. I think this proves that men are not interested in female emotions, just female bodies :p
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An outrageous slight on my character Madam!
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is this tale true?
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7/10
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It's no surprise that the females laughed.
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it was me rusty :(
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Not at all, love. It's just that hordes of men are currently staring at the topic and shaking their heads.
FEMALE COMPASSION is like GREAT ITALIAN MILITARY HEROES or NICE SOUTH AFRICANS. It is a concept that simply does not exist. |
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5/10 :)
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You are excused, your highness. You are one of the few men on here that actually gives a toss about a woman's mind. Plus you opened the thread!!
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:(
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11/10 for M&P
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garibaldi and ernie els.
next. |
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hard but fair buttock spanking is the solution
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Garibaldi is taking the biscuit.
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Max and Paddy 07 Jan 22:51
Not at all, love. It's just that hordes of men are currently staring at the topic and shaking their heads. FEMALE COMPASSION is like GREAT ITALIAN MILITARY HEROES or NICE SOUTH AFRICANS. It is a concept that simply does not exist. You have proved, once again, why you are single. You do not understand women at all. |
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Blimey Tev, not heard that for years. I remember it as a woman in a wheelchair sat by the river bank. Similar conversation takes place but the man hurls the wheelchair into the river.
I used to tell it a lot, but wouldn't now. |
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Thanks annie, and thanks again for your post yesterday afternoon -I spent this morning printing a copy off and then I thought it best to laminate it too.
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will you two get a room ffsnice generalisation on the men in here annie given you dont know a jot about me :)
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:) :) :)
Your highness, if you ever leave this forum for another, please PLEASE tell me where you are going. I would miss the laughter dreadfully. |
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I'm currently in your shed on the laptop with wireless broadband and it's facking freezing.
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sorry, bgp, I will try not to tar all men with the same brush.
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5/10. a lot of the men were locking horns on the quiz when this was first posted, hence many of us not seeing it.
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I am single for several reasons - and one of them isn't for the want of trying! But I have seen enough mates get turned over one way or another by bints to make me very happy that I'm single.
Incidentally, I am well aware that blokes can be twáts to girls as well. But we're not discussing that here. |
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That joke is older than cannyman and cannnyman.
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Max, most of them aren't worth a light. We all know it but when we're young we're not thinking. I landed lucky, very lucky, after quite a few false starts. Just because I got a good un doesn't mean everyone does. From what I see, there are even less decent sorts now than 40 years back. There aren't enough to go round, that's for sure. I'm glad I'm not a young man in these days. I never was one for buying second hand.
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yeah cheers annie cos im sure that for the most part not all real or chat chat or real women are sl4gs :)
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As a mate of mine said recently:
"In time, you will learn that it's the guy who doesn't get the girl who wins the biggest prize." :) |
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so he is ugly then? and won the lottery the day after :)
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a joke i was told over christmas rather sums up many male opinions of this freds title.
why did god create wimmin? to carry 5perm from the bedroom to the toilet. when a woman shows compassion, there is nearly always an ullterior motive. |
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a joke i was told over christmas rather sums up many male opinions of this freds title.
why did god create wimmin? to carry 5perm from the bedroom to the toilet. when a woman shows compassion, there is nearly always an ullterior motive. |
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So the consensus is;
Men only show compassion to women to get in their pants. Women only show compassion to men to get in their wallets. What a great meeting of minds this place is! I love a good stereotypical joke, but either this place is full of really good poker players or a fair few actually believe the above to be true. The comment about tarring every member of the opposite sex with the same brush after a bad relationship or two is very apt. |
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Talking of which, where is Ericster?
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8 here for Tevez
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