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A man who went to casualty with his**stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.
Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's**out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused, so they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation.
he firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's**and it took about 30 minutes.
The patient was given an anaesthetic and his**was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.
The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.
A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.
"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.
"It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."
Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's**out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused, so they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation.
he firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's**and it took about 30 minutes.
The patient was given an anaesthetic and his**was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.
The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.
A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.
"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.
"It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."
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when asked why he did it the chap said 'they've taken my horse and donkey away'
As a bio-scientist 2 reports from either 'The Lancet' or 'British Medical Journal' spring to mind:
1.A bloke came to A&E with an injury to his**Claimed he'd been vacumning his carpets naked when he got caught up in the machine which happened to have a rotating fan located about 6 inches inside the tube.
2.A bloke reported with a sore in his pubic area.It turned out that a sheep tick had attached itself there!
1.A bloke came to A&E with an injury to his**Claimed he'd been vacumning his carpets naked when he got caught up in the machine which happened to have a rotating fan located about 6 inches inside the tube.
2.A bloke reported with a sore in his pubic area.It turned out that a sheep tick had attached itself there!
Percy....of course you have never had sex with an inanimate object....
That's a given............she usually wakes up when I shout Geronimo !!!
Mates sister was a theatre nurse,the ones i remember were a female with part of a vibrator stuck up her @ss and the punk rocker who came in for an op with her public hair dyed green and "keep off the grass" tattooed above it.
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