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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?
Nothing !!
She's been told once.
Nothing !!
She's been told once.
What do you say to a woman with a black eye?
Nothing !!
She's been told once.
I find myself in a quandary about this joke, Big Charlie. The first time you posted it I laughed, and then felt I should not have. This time I still smiled, and then felt I should not have. But, apart from the laughter, this joke actually does what no joke has done before - turn me on. That seems to be awful in these politically correct times, but it is a fact.
Nothing !!
She's been told once.
I find myself in a quandary about this joke, Big Charlie. The first time you posted it I laughed, and then felt I should not have. This time I still smiled, and then felt I should not have. But, apart from the laughter, this joke actually does what no joke has done before - turn me on. That seems to be awful in these politically correct times, but it is a fact.
annie. you get turned on by the prospect of looking like a panda? and the physical pain of being clocked in the face? weird.
Annie, most of my jokes would never get past BF censors.
Imo, jokes are either funny or they are not, the content is immaterial, apart from jokes on peadophilia which I don't find amusing in any way.
Anything else goes, for me.
Imo, jokes are either funny or they are not, the content is immaterial, apart from jokes on peadophilia which I don't find amusing in any way.
Anything else goes, for me.
women = useless, should all be shot imo, cannot be bothered expanding, that is all
Keep posting them, charlie. I loathe political correctness.
That's well wrong annie.
BC - Jokes about beating women aren't much funnier than jokes about paedos imo.
Or am I wrong.
BC - Jokes about beating women aren't much funnier than jokes about paedos imo.
Or am I wrong.
Why do women wear make up and perfume ?
Because they are ugly and they smell.
Because they are ugly and they smell.
What do you think is wrong on my part, Study? :( I value your opinion.
annie, I don't reckon there's much you can do about it, mate. What turns you on, turns you on.
I can't say giving a woman a black eye and a warning does it for me.
I can't say giving a woman a black eye and a warning does it for me.
Study, I wasn't the first one to post that joke on here, but the other bloke never got any stick last year.
I find it far less offensive than a joke about a young girl, a c0ck, and airplane noises, which iirc, you laughed at, and so did Tevez, who would probably go ballistic if I posted a racist joke, as would you.
I've got different jokes for different races.
I find it far less offensive than a joke about a young girl, a c0ck, and airplane noises, which iirc, you laughed at, and so did Tevez, who would probably go ballistic if I posted a racist joke, as would you.
I've got different jokes for different races.
I LOVE Women but,,,they will not be considered "equal" until, in 2010-UK, we have the reverse of the show that is hitting our screens this weekend.
I understand 30 lovely Ladies are in a long line and they have to "evaluate" 30 Men, warts and all. ( I may be totally wrong but I think this is the format.
So while the "picky" Ladies diss/reject the Guys there is no reverse.
The Men have to take it on the chin and accept that only one will be chosen ( I think).
Equality, surely, means another show where the Women have to be picked apart, lets see how THEY take it:)
I understand 30 lovely Ladies are in a long line and they have to "evaluate" 30 Men, warts and all. ( I may be totally wrong but I think this is the format.
So while the "picky" Ladies diss/reject the Guys there is no reverse.
The Men have to take it on the chin and accept that only one will be chosen ( I think).
Equality, surely, means another show where the Women have to be picked apart, lets see how THEY take it:)
I bet I've got more racist jokes than you!!!
I'll tell you them when I see you next. :)
I'll tell you them when I see you next. :)
btw, He's have got some stick from me, if I'd seen it.
Women are like pianos
If they aren't upright, they're grand
If they aren't upright, they're grand
I am quite happy to listen to iron steaming as it is used. The only exception that springs to mind.
A woman is like a beautiful garden.......................
Needs a good dig every now and then
Needs a good dig every now and then
difference between a woman and a toilet....you dont have to take a toilet out to dinner before you use it
Women are possessed by Satan.
Never trust something that bleeds for a week but doesn't die.
Never trust something that bleeds for a week but doesn't die.
Just to try and explain my remark. If a man ever gave me a black eye I would leave him, not make love to him. However, I think that because men are usually so nice to me , apart from chit chat, the idea of a man dominating me is appealing - the idea of being punched is not.
Big Charlie, you would be referring to the bucket fan ny thread entitled "How do you tell if your girlfriend is too young for you" which was banned, but here it is. Amazing that some people thought it funny, and yet can get hot under the collar about moderate Asian references. Amazed that Study put a big smiley that does not show up on here.
bucket *****07 Sep 16:24
you have to make aeroplane noises to get your c0ck in her mouth
redrich 07 Sep 16:24
Hull 07 Sep 16:26
REPORTED
PEADO
STUDYFORM 07 Sep 16:28
Good Name 4 a Horse 07 Sep 16:40
any hole's a goal as they say
amik 07 Sep 16:41
Unbelievable
dk1986 07 Sep 16:41
Geoff
dk1986 07 Sep 16:41
Or Jeff
Tevez is God 07 Sep 16:42
bucket *****07 Sep 16:42
young enough to bleed!!!! .....................................
dcfc fan 07 Sep 16:43
if you can have sex every day of the month without mess
easter1986 07 Sep 16:52
Good Name 4 a Horse 07 Sep 16:54
...if she asks to borrow your potty
Aussi's back 07 Sep 16:54
If there's grass on the wicket...........
Xavier Money 07 Sep 17:04
very good
oldbean 07 Sep 17:13
POST OF THE YEAR, IMO
Knight Of Ni 07 Sep 17:18
chit chat at its best
BJG 07 Sep 17:30
oldbean 07 Sep 17:33
bucket ***** 07 Sep 16:24
how did that survive the mods??
oldbean 07 Sep 17:34
see??
Good Name 4 a Horse 07 Sep 17:34
***** is a girls name
bucket *****07 Sep 17:34
^^^^^^^^ shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
bucket *****07 Sep 17:35
the yanks call their a$$ a f@nny
blackjackking 07 Sep 17:35
quality
bucket *****07 Sep 17:58
so my name is ok, unless its pasted
stockey 07 Sep 18:00
reported
oldbean 07 Sep 18:02
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8sid 07 Sep 18:02
ROFL
casmaelscouse 07 Sep 18:11
when she turns to Ch.603 on your black remote
Big Charlie 07 Sep 18:13
Cannyman gets a life ban and the OP can post that sh1t.
Not funny in the least.
This thread virtually proves that Cannyman was grassed, and they DO NOT moderate the forum, unless the moderator on at the moment is asleep, or is as tasteless as this thread.
bucket *****07 Sep 18:28
Big Charlie 07 Sep 18:13
Cannyman gets a life ban and the OP can post that sh1t.
Not funny in the least.
This thread virtually proves that Cannyman was grassed, and they DO NOT moderate the forum, unless the moderator on at the moment is asleep, or is as tasteless as this thread.
ahh you miss him, how sweet, do you have a sense of humour?
Big Charlie 07 Sep 18:31
Try this then...
If you think it was that funny, post it again and include the word 'black', asian or 'jewish' and see what happens.
And see how many who laughed on this thread, laugh on that
one.
bucket *****07 Sep 18:32
how can you tell if you g/f is too black/jewish/asian for you? dont get it?
i can you really miss him
bucket *****07 Sep 18:33
*tell
Big Charlie 07 Sep 18:34
No, numb nuts, stick it up as a thread title, so all the lefties can see it.
Alex69 07 Sep 18:34
I've never fried a girl in my life
bucket *****07 Sep 18:36
bigtime charlie[/b seething
Jason and the lager-noughts 07 Sep 18:36
**g Bell, And I get grief over my posts....
Big Charlie 07 Sep 18:39
Come on then, do the black or jewish thread.
I want to see if Study and Tevez laugh at it.
oldbean 07 Sep 18:42
cannyman aint miss , nap
redrich 07 Sep 18:42
how on earth has this turned into a race war?
bucket *****07 Sep 18:42
Big Charlie 07 Sep 18:39
Come on then, do the black or jewish thread.
I want to see if Study and Tevez laugh at it.
you,not my subject
pompey maestro 07 Sep 18:44
if theres grass on the wicket, .........lets play cricket
THE CATT 07 Sep 18:47
Betfair, take this racist filth off here NOW or i am withdrawing my tenner!!!!!
bucket *****07 Sep 18:47
lmao
redrich 07 Sep 18:49
When cherries are red, they're ready for plucking. When girls are sixteen they're ready for...
Lozzy 07 Sep 18:50
She invites you to go on her bouncy castle at the weekend.
bucket *****07 Sep 16:24
you have to make aeroplane noises to get your c0ck in her mouth
redrich 07 Sep 16:24
Hull 07 Sep 16:26
REPORTED
PEADO
STUDYFORM 07 Sep 16:28
Good Name 4 a Horse 07 Sep 16:40
any hole's a goal as they say
amik 07 Sep 16:41
Unbelievable
dk1986 07 Sep 16:41
Geoff
dk1986 07 Sep 16:41
Or Jeff
Tevez is God 07 Sep 16:42
bucket *****07 Sep 16:42
young enough to bleed!!!! .....................................
dcfc fan 07 Sep 16:43
if you can have sex every day of the month without mess
easter1986 07 Sep 16:52
Good Name 4 a Horse 07 Sep 16:54
...if she asks to borrow your potty
Aussi's back 07 Sep 16:54
If there's grass on the wicket...........
Xavier Money 07 Sep 17:04
very good
oldbean 07 Sep 17:13
POST OF THE YEAR, IMO
Knight Of Ni 07 Sep 17:18
chit chat at its best
BJG 07 Sep 17:30
oldbean 07 Sep 17:33
bucket ***** 07 Sep 16:24
how did that survive the mods??
oldbean 07 Sep 17:34
see??
Good Name 4 a Horse 07 Sep 17:34
***** is a girls name
bucket *****07 Sep 17:34
^^^^^^^^ shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
bucket *****07 Sep 17:35
the yanks call their a$$ a f@nny
blackjackking 07 Sep 17:35
quality
bucket *****07 Sep 17:58
so my name is ok, unless its pasted
stockey 07 Sep 18:00
reported
oldbean 07 Sep 18:02
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8sid 07 Sep 18:02
ROFL
casmaelscouse 07 Sep 18:11
when she turns to Ch.603 on your black remote
Big Charlie 07 Sep 18:13
Cannyman gets a life ban and the OP can post that sh1t.
Not funny in the least.
This thread virtually proves that Cannyman was grassed, and they DO NOT moderate the forum, unless the moderator on at the moment is asleep, or is as tasteless as this thread.
bucket *****07 Sep 18:28
Big Charlie 07 Sep 18:13
Cannyman gets a life ban and the OP can post that sh1t.
Not funny in the least.
This thread virtually proves that Cannyman was grassed, and they DO NOT moderate the forum, unless the moderator on at the moment is asleep, or is as tasteless as this thread.
ahh you miss him, how sweet, do you have a sense of humour?
Big Charlie 07 Sep 18:31
Try this then...
If you think it was that funny, post it again and include the word 'black', asian or 'jewish' and see what happens.
And see how many who laughed on this thread, laugh on that
one.
bucket *****07 Sep 18:32
how can you tell if you g/f is too black/jewish/asian for you? dont get it?
i can you really miss him
bucket *****07 Sep 18:33
*tell
Big Charlie 07 Sep 18:34
No, numb nuts, stick it up as a thread title, so all the lefties can see it.
Alex69 07 Sep 18:34
I've never fried a girl in my life
bucket *****07 Sep 18:36
bigtime charlie[/b seething
Jason and the lager-noughts 07 Sep 18:36
**g Bell, And I get grief over my posts....
Big Charlie 07 Sep 18:39
Come on then, do the black or jewish thread.
I want to see if Study and Tevez laugh at it.
oldbean 07 Sep 18:42
cannyman aint miss , nap
redrich 07 Sep 18:42
how on earth has this turned into a race war?
bucket *****07 Sep 18:42
Big Charlie 07 Sep 18:39
Come on then, do the black or jewish thread.
I want to see if Study and Tevez laugh at it.
you,not my subject
pompey maestro 07 Sep 18:44
if theres grass on the wicket, .........lets play cricket
THE CATT 07 Sep 18:47
Betfair, take this racist filth off here NOW or i am withdrawing my tenner!!!!!
bucket *****07 Sep 18:47
lmao
redrich 07 Sep 18:49
When cherries are red, they're ready for plucking. When girls are sixteen they're ready for...
Lozzy 07 Sep 18:50
She invites you to go on her bouncy castle at the weekend.
At least it proves my memory is okay with Study and Tevez laughing at it.
Bucket f@nny never did start the thread about blacks or jews.
May have been interesting.
Bucket f@nny never did start the thread about blacks or jews.
May have been interesting.
I find myself in a quandary about this joke, Big Charlie. The first time you posted it I laughed, and then felt I should not have. This time I still smiled, and then felt I should not have. But, apart from the laughter, this joke actually does what no joke has done before - turn me on. That seems to be awful in these politically correct times, but it is a fact.
you what darling?
you what darling?
Women are OK, but you can't beat the real thing!
Oh fack i'm going to regret that!!
Oh fack i'm going to regret that!!
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