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Grandma asks her grandson..
Be alove and help ya old granny with her suppository..
Of course Grandma..he replied..
She**over and pulled down her gear..
And the grandson asked.....
do i insert it into the brown hole or feed it to the turkey????
:^0
Be alove and help ya old granny with her suppository..
Of course Grandma..he replied..
She**over and pulled down her gear..
And the grandson asked.....
do i insert it into the brown hole or feed it to the turkey????
:^0
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Is this an expansion of the Richard Gere hamster up the bum tale?
Please could you mark jokes like this 'for men only' !
You probably find it funnier though as surely you can relate to grandma's predicament?
Could you please mark 'jokes' like this "For people who laugh at Jethro, Chubby Brown et al only".
But aside from those minor issues Facts, it was a brilliant joke, right?
0/10 Cack
0/10 Cack
I must say, it is extremely bad form to add smileys to your own jokes.
Not seen since the days when SDK was suffering from the misunderstanding that he was funny.
Not seen since the days when SDK was suffering from the misunderstanding that he was funny.
What is the only Cheese you can use to hide a horse?
Mascaponi...
(i`ll get my coat)
Mascaponi...
(i`ll get my coat)
"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.
"Now that you mention it," he replied," she also needs some tampons."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.
"Now that you mention it," he replied," she also needs some tampons."
As a health care worker I find this very offensive - but very true.
THE CATT, caught me with that one, I'm still laughing, ohhhh my sides!!
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