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THE CATT
30 Sep 09 14:19
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Grandma asks her grandson..


Be alove and help ya old granny with her suppository..

Of course Grandma..he replied..

She**over and pulled down her gear..

And the grandson asked.....

do i insert it into the brown hole or feed it to the turkey????


:^0

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By:
Roger The Butler
When: 30 Sep 09 14:26
Is this an expansion of the Richard Gere hamster up the bum tale?
By:
annie.
When: 30 Sep 09 14:33
Please could you mark jokes like this 'for men only' !
By:
Roger The Butler
When: 30 Sep 09 14:34
You probably find it funnier though as surely you can relate to grandma's predicament?
By:
Dutchy Schwarz
When: 30 Sep 09 14:34
Surely that would only discriminate.
By:
everythings gone green
When: 30 Sep 09 14:37
Could you please mark 'jokes' like this "For people who laugh at Jethro, Chubby Brown et al only".
By:
Facts
When: 30 Sep 09 14:55
Crude and vile. And not funny
By:
PoolFC
When: 30 Sep 09 15:03
But aside from those minor issues Facts, it was a brilliant joke, right?

0/10 Cack
By:
THE CATT
When: 30 Sep 09 15:07
Some people just aint got a sense of humour :^0
By:
Live Forever
When: 30 Sep 09 15:09
I must say, it is extremely bad form to add smileys to your own jokes.

Not seen since the days when SDK was suffering from the misunderstanding that he was funny.
By:
Live Forever
When: 30 Sep 09 15:10
smilies?
By:
blackjackking
When: 30 Sep 09 16:01
What is the only Cheese you can use to hide a horse?










Mascaponi...

(i`ll get my coat)
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 30 Sep 09 16:06
"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."

"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.

"Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours."

"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.

"Now that you mention it," he replied," she also needs some tampons."
By:
Rowdee
When: 30 Sep 09 16:30
As a health care worker I find this very offensive - but very true.
By:
THE CATT
When: 30 Sep 09 16:41
Gobble Gobble
By:
Splicer Keats
When: 30 Sep 09 16:42
Define the word JOKE please?
By:
THE CATT
When: 30 Sep 09 16:48
Yeah!! ^ what he said
By:
Steve Voltage
When: 06 Jan 10 18:02
:^0
By:
delz
When: 06 Jan 10 18:04
PWNED
By:
boxingthefox
When: 06 Jan 10 18:05
THE CATT, caught me with that one, I'm still laughing, ohhhh my sides!!
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