One called last week, he was about 18-20, asked if my block paving needed power washing. I said something like, do you just call at random houses with this service and he grinned and said, don't you remember me? I replied in the negative and he said, me and me dad were the ones who laid it. I told him, it's been there for twelve years and was installed by an accredited builder, not an eight year old and his dad with a pick up and a mobile phone contact number. He just grinned, phucked off across the street and tried a neighbour. No doubt when the local paper arrives they will be parked up somewhere awaiting a costly(for the taxpayer) eviction.

I wanted to do some tarmacking but I just don't have the drive.