I've had 3 direct messages from Suzi Perry today

what did they say?

she's a foxy lady

she the one with the leather trousers?

Lucky git,shes a hottie B-)

We were discussing why I had 'tw@t' written in graffiti on my picture.

I told her it was because 'sad celebrity stalker' didn't fit.

She said it ought to, so I tried, and it did.

Then she asked me for sex.

I'm londis on twitter.

nice one.

lol