now i've made a fortune on the darts..

Jockey will be along in a moment, in his negleshay .

accompanied by a hip flask

enjoy that match Bito ???

yes mate,always liked whitlock,think he's a classy bloke.backed him on the handicap and had 7-3 7-4 so nicked a couple of quid.now its time for the tungsten valhalla in surrey.can't wait to see doris and gladys the walk on" with the aid of a cane " girls

im here!

ahahaha I'm afraid leafy Surrey will have to do without me for most of this week. Glad you made a few quid. I think the match was a LOT closer than score suggests. Taylor's better average gave him a lot of breathing space in enough legs to compensate for his doubling.

true,he had one dart at tops when whitlock was sitting on 40s.made it and it was 5-2 rather than 4-3

Yep he came through heavy fire once again. Not bad for 49. Gives me hope.

And btw I'm also available ladies to massage backs, legs, feet, wherever you fancy

had to laugh when they kept banging on about the celebs turning up
think ronnie was there 1 night and ms balding.
mind you every year the beeb show you the fading 60s posters of stars who graced the lakeside.jimmy cricket,peters and lee etc

ahahahahah so true

Mind you, I hope you spotted that mamber of the Malaysian Betting Fraternity sat next to a well known snooker player. That gave me great confidence in snokker betting for the future....

FFS Snooker

I don´t really watch a lot of darts, having said that it was a great final that man Taylor is a darts machine whose likes will never be seen again in the sport. The Aussie put up a tremendous fight but just missed the crucial doubles.

When you buy the mansion, can I have the gatekeepers cottage (that isn't a sex act btw) please squire?