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elise
03 Jan 10 11:01
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i only know one, can anybody help add a few more for my four year old daughter pls?

what did one snowman say to the other?


can you smell carrots?
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Report salsabil5 • January 3, 2010 12:03 PM GMT
Why did the bandit saw the legs off his bed?



Because he wanted to lie low for a while



$hit i know
Report itsmyturn • January 3, 2010 12:03 PM GMT
Knock Knock
who is there
Dr
Dr Who
:D
Report lmfao • January 3, 2010 12:04 PM GMT
what do you call a blind deer?

no idea



and if she wont get too upset



what do you call a dead blind deer



still no idea
Report lmfao • January 3, 2010 12:05 PM GMT
riddle


if i have 5 oranges and take 2 away - how many have i got?


if she says 3 - say 2 and vice versa
Report Walter Mitty • January 3, 2010 12:12 PM GMT
how do you make a sugar puff ?



chase it round the garden :D
Report elise • January 3, 2010 12:13 PM GMT
that made me laugh walter i will try it on her
Report Ovalman. • January 3, 2010 12:51 PM GMT
What's the last think on a bumble bee's mind when it hits the screen of your car?

Its bum.
Report shergarburger • January 3, 2010 12:57 PM GMT
what's brown and sticky?
a stick
Report Curryisforlife • January 3, 2010 1:00 PM GMT
What's pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff.
Report punterfleecer • January 3, 2010 1:22 PM GMT
Why did Batman go to the pet shop?

To buy a robin
Report elise • January 3, 2010 1:25 PM GMT
so far the brown & sticky and sugar puff ones have worked best, thanks to all though much appreciated
Report punterfleecer • January 3, 2010 1:25 PM GMT
that batman one is a good one
Report elise • January 3, 2010 1:28 PM GMT
aye punter but she doesn't know who batman is !
Report punterfleecer • January 3, 2010 1:37 PM GMT
oh well ok
Report naydam • January 3, 2010 1:52 PM GMT
I've got a newt. His name is 'Tiny'. I call him Tiny ' cause he's MINUTE! (my newt).
Report laroche • January 3, 2010 2:00 PM GMT
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!
Report Klaus Kinski • January 3, 2010 2:25 PM GMT
What's the best thing about riding twentyfour year olds?

There are twenty of them.
Report speedypro • January 3, 2010 2:30 PM GMT
What's green and wears shorts?

A boy sprout.
Report Lisa Simpson • January 3, 2010 3:43 PM GMT
How do you sell a pig to a deaf man?

WANNA BUY A PIG?
Report elise • January 3, 2010 3:57 PM GMT
i like that one too :)
Report madsimon • January 3, 2010 4:59 PM GMT
why did the banana go to the doctors ?

becasue he wasn't peeling very well!!


BOOM BOOM
Report punterfleecer • January 3, 2010 5:10 PM GMT
naydam 03 Jan 14:52
I've got a newt. His name is 'Tiny'. I call him Tiny ' cause he's MINUTE! (my newt).


tut tut, it appears you're either American, or you think chit-chatterers are rather dim
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