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i only know one, can anybody help add a few more for my four year old daughter pls?
what did one snowman say to the other?
can you smell carrots?
what did one snowman say to the other?
can you smell carrots?
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Why did the bandit saw the legs off his bed?
Because he wanted to lie low for a while $hit i know |
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Knock Knock
who is there Dr Dr Who :D |
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what do you call a blind deer?
no idea and if she wont get too upset what do you call a dead blind deer still no idea |
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riddle
if i have 5 oranges and take 2 away - how many have i got? if she says 3 - say 2 and vice versa |
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how do you make a sugar puff ?
chase it round the garden :D |
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that made me laugh walter i will try it on her
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What's the last think on a bumble bee's mind when it hits the screen of your car?
Its bum. |
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what's brown and sticky?
a stick |
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What's pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff. |
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Why did Batman go to the pet shop?
To buy a robin |
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so far the brown & sticky and sugar puff ones have worked best, thanks to all though much appreciated
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that batman one is a good one
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aye punter but she doesn't know who batman is !
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oh well ok
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I've got a newt. His name is 'Tiny'. I call him Tiny ' cause he's MINUTE! (my newt).
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! |
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What's the best thing about riding twentyfour year olds?
There are twenty of them. |
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What's green and wears shorts?
A boy sprout. |
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How do you sell a pig to a deaf man?
WANNA BUY A PIG? |
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i like that one too :)
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why did the banana go to the doctors ?
becasue he wasn't peeling very well!! BOOM BOOM |
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naydam 03 Jan 14:52
I've got a newt. His name is 'Tiny'. I call him Tiny ' cause he's MINUTE! (my newt). tut tut, it appears you're either American, or you think chit-chatterers are rather dim |