ive just discovered that ive got a fat ankle!

whats your waist size?

at least jockey wilson went out and played some darts

fat legs

my waist size is 36 i have not got fat legs just a fat ankle!....the other ankle is fine....ive only just noticed it....im worried that it could be a blood clot or something like that...

Are you Barbapapa?

You've got a cankle

( where the calf merges in to the ankle)

my calf is still where it should be...and so is my ankle..just fatter!

does barbapapa have a fatty ankle?

no - he is ankle-less

his leg goes straight into his foot, hence cankle

i fear u may have that flesh eating bug.
get to the hospital forthwith..leads to amputation and certain death if left untreated

Great thread!

stop worrying jockey, i heard the bbc are looking for a nora batty stand in so you shouldnt go without work

id have to stand sideways on to the camera as its only my right ankle that is fat

you might have to change your forum name to Wheelchair Jockey Wilson

sorry i thought you said fat uncle

Don't fart about. Get your kidneys checked.

my old man has a similar fatty lump on his ankle. doc says not to worry just a "fatty deposit"

Armchair Jockey it is water retention caused by too much alcohol.
Strangely the remedy (apart from cutting down on the sauce) is to drink lots of water

that sounds probable!...my alcohol intake coupled with a total lack of exercise , appalling diet and a job where im sitting down for hours on end probably mean that im not as healthy as i ought to be!

Kidney disease

kidney disease?.....what sort of disease?....will it kill me?....how long have i got left?.....will i still be around for cheltenham?

It could be a heart/ciculation problem.
Alcohol is a durectic and so is loads of water.
When you go to bed put a couple of pillows under
your feet.
Has it's only 1 side it might be soft tissue damage.
but it would be wise to go to the quacks.